Spyke
lemmy.world

ITV's This Morning thought it would be a good idea to introduce the current PM to Britain's most tattooed mom.

Not sure what Britons are meant to learn about Rishi Sunak, or what yet another Tory government would have in store for them, from his take on sandwiches, coke, or chatting with an OnlyFans model ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Absolutely. We just try not to put the idiots in front of cameras and the world stage. Then we got distracted by Doctor Who and Piers Morgan slipped out.

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I wouldn't go that far. I do not think Donald Trump could have won an election here. We do have a massive amount of idiots. Not as much though.

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He should think himself lucky to be even invited indoors after his performance this election.

Genuinely think he did it out of spite for the membership picking Liz Truss over him, although it was fun watching them agonise over whether they hated women or brown people the most.

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What do humans eat? sandwiches, ive heard of that

“Oh yes i enjoy regular sandwiches just like all other regular humans. A big enjoyer of sandwiches. Yes. Uh fillings? What? No, I look after my teeth”

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It's like the Zuckerberg- I enjoy barbequing, just like every American human!

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lemmy.world

It gets even better

In the footage, the PM told two schoolboys: “I’m a Coke addict. A total Coke addict.”

After a brief pause, he clarifies: “Coca-Cola addict. Just for the record. Just to be totally clear. I am a Coca-Cola addict. I have seven fillings to show for it.”

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lemmy.ca

Damn he almost had a shot to gain votes there but then he blew it.

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flickerreply
lemmy.world

I'm from the US and this laugh... I really needed it. Thank you.

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lemmy.ca

This guy eats a sandwich with a facial expression that indicates that he plans to beat his Butler for making it wrong.

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he looks like he just bit into a real nasty patty. I dare you to eat another sandwich, Sunak

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lemmy.world

People complain about Starmer, but he’s a human rights lawyer, rather than a disaster capitalist, so surely that’s a step in the right direction

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lemmy.world

Reminds me of when in 2018 when running for the Utah Senate seat, Massachusettsian Mitt Romney, trying to appeal to the masses, said his favorite meat is hot dog.

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sunzureply
kbin.run

Democracy makes these elites say weird shit.

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radixreply
lemmy.world

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

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lemmy.world

At the time and even now, it was joked about that Romney isn't really human. Because who TF says that.

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lemm.ee

Romney also told everyone that he strapped his dog to the roof of the car while traveling on a family vacation.

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Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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lemmy.world

I was gonna ask what know and of question "what's your favorite meat"...

Then I realized it was likely someone in Utah asking.

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Doesn't seem like anyone necessarily asked at all. He just volunteered it. I doubt it's true, for the record, but it is a very Utah answer.

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lemmy.world

I was gonna ask what know and of question

I think you may have had a stroke, mate.

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Too late, I voted against him. If only I saw this before I left!

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I’m glad everyone got to see him chat with the most tattooed mom, very telling of who a person is.

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lemmy.world

Didn't eating a sandwich nuke Ed Miliband's chances?

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Can we get Jim from the office as a Mr bean version of sunak asap plz?

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