Spyke
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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cdf12345reply
lemm.ee

Wow, people are still using this lame copypasta?

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riodoro1reply
lemmy.world

On his cake day? What a dick.

Happy cake day u/hemko. Thanks for the copypasta

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lemm.ee

This is still LGBT positive. There is a penis in this picture.

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this picture is extremely gay in ways i can't explain so thank you for being an lgbt ally

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

beer tastes like roadkill and nothing will change my mind, i'll take the liberty and tits though

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fossphireply
lemm.ee

Child, have you had good authentic local micro produced roadkill?

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

i've had the beer and wine that everyone else insists tastes great and it tasted like actual poison with zero redeeming qualities, so i'm left to conclude that those who enjoy alcohol are just suffering from stockholm syndrome and/or addiction.

at least with coffee there's the actual coffee flavour buried underneath the fact that it's all but burnt to coal, so i can see how someone with sufficiently desensitized tastebuds might enjoy it, and i can sort of enjoy it if i drown it in milk and chocolate.

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Far be it from me to convince anyone to try alcohol. I myself don't like it too much. But some basic ass beers or delicious cocktails once in a while, I can do

Funnily enough, it's the same with coffee for me. I'm meh towards it, but that's also most likely my ADHD, since I get none of the explosive benefits

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Fadesreply
lemmy.world

So you don’t know what you’re talking about, got it.

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

my man i taste the beer and it makes me retch, what the fuck else do you want me to do? is my opinion invalid until i've pickled my tastebuds and my liver tries to escape from my mouth?

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You’ve tasted all of the craft beers and the like America has to offer? Okay bud.

is my opinion invalid

Yes my dude, you’re laying judgement on all American beers. Yes fuck opinions based on a generalization

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEEETEEER EAGLES SCREAM GUNSHOTS 50 CAL FIRING A-10 BRRRT

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