Spyke

I was in the drink it camp right up until

the experts found bone remains and a gold ring at the bottom of the glass vessel. 

It must have been a bone dry white wine though

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I've had homemade distilled rice wine before that had tobacco leaves, a starfish, and a lizard in the bottle. It was actually really good.

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Ew, did Beetlejuice put his engagement ring complete with severed finger in someone's wine glass?

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"pourable" is used to describe wine about as often as "theoretically non-toxic"

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Pechentereply
feddit.org

My town has one of the oldest underground wine cellars in Europe with some bottles up to 300 years old. I talked to somebody maintaining the wine cellar and part of the cork replacement procedure that happens about every 50 years is to taste the wine - just a drop though. Apparently it's pretty awful. His colleague said "You have to taste your way up to one of these!" which sounds like bullshit to me. I bet it doesn't get better after 1700 more years.

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Sundrayreply
lemmus.org

The real problem is once you get a taste for it, only 1,000 year old bottles will do.

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lemm.ee

How is it even a wine at this point? Doesn't it naturally become vinegar after long enough?

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

When it oxidizes yes iirc. No or ultra low oxygen content means that process is greatly delayed.

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Madison420reply
lemmy.world

Buddy....

that sometimes develops on fermenting alcoholic liquids during the process that turns alcohol into acetic acid *with the help of oxygen from the air and acetic acid bacteria (AAB). It

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LazerFXreply
sh.itjust.works

That means it's an aerobic bacterial process (aerobic - operating in the presence of air, or specifically oxygen in this case). Not oxidation, which is specifically the interaction of oxygen interactions with the molecule to bond preferentially over the existing bonds, "rusting" them in common parlance.

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