PPrunebutt slrpnk.net2Hide 2 repliesIf World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's: JUMP ON THE GOOMBA60Reply
GGlide replylemmy.caHoly shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...15Reply
owenfromcanada replylemmy.worldI dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that7Reply
rrImITywR lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWhen she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.48Reply
wwhodatdair replylemmy.blahaj.zoneYou know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out” But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope13Reply
Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.worldBring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered23Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.netI've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.7Reply
Jimbo yiffit.netLive in the forest as I was always meant to. Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this6Reply
Avicenna lemmy.worldthat mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung4Reply
fflicker lemmy.worldOh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.3Reply
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If World 1-1 has taught me anything, it's:
JUMP
ON
THE
GOOMBA
Holy shit that is a Goomba. It's just one of those images that the longer you look...
I dunno... it looks like his shroom friend might shank you for that
When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.
You're already dosed on forest chems, it's too late
Yo, that Mushroom boy is holding a HUGE knife.
You know I was all down to be like “stay and see how it turns out”
But yeah now I see mushroom dude with a fckin bowie knife I’m like nope
He's the first boss in a fromsoft game.
stay
Bring some iron and don't eat or drink anything you're offered
We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬
Assume I've been heavily drugged.
You mean more than usual?
so she's homeless?
Literally just admire it with my whole heart
ASK her if can move in
Plowing her garden
Frolick whimsically to the edge of the enchanted forest
vibe with all the creatures
Try the mushrooms
Lay off the drugs
Joint the fae in my new natural habitat
I've already explored the Haligtree. One more hour and I can follow her/him into the shadow realm.
Live in the forest as I was always meant to.
Actually, I'm more of a savannah cat but I'll take this
"Damn, bitch. You live like this?"
Smoke a spliff
Propose
I stay. Forever.
go get my stuff and move in
Don't give her my name
Ask for a thigh pillow and head touches
Help myself to a snack
that mushroom with the knife is gonna help you get rid of your extra kidney and lung
Smash
Oh, I didn't realize we were related. Put the kettle on and let's swap stories.
Apparently I get my name stolen.
I always wanted to be a witch in the woods. So I'm moving in, right?
@[email protected]
I'm there already!
I pull my dick out RIGHT NOW
implode.