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lemmy.world

Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I started doing this and it works. Even better when I string them together incoherently and then they all get even madder.

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lemmy.world

I like to use their words incorrectly to mess with them. Come up behind them playing Minecraft: "Are you playing that Roblox?" Or "For Real No Cat?'

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Drusasreply
kbin.run

Dads have been enjoying this since home video games became a thing. Now go play your Gameboy.

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no shit, my dad called it the intendo, but then the fucker stole my gameboy and got addicted to tetris lol

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it's like these words have some kind of hidden meaning and when we (the olden folks) use them it debases their value.

which simply encourages me to use the more. "This shit has skibidi ohio rizz all over, no cap no fleek stream"

I have no idea what this incantation means, but it drives my children bonkers. feel free to try it.

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lemmy.ml

I am 51, so Gen-X, but I have been a skater, surfer, gamer and chronically online most of my life (BBS old schooler!). In other words, my speak has always included current terms which I use unironically. Except rizz. Rizz is just cringe AF.

There is no such thing as generational slang. There is just slang.

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lemmy.world

My wife named my bird Rizz.

She says I finally have rizz.

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He's a cockatiel. The coloring is usually more indicative of a female, but they don't have hard rules like that.

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lemmy.world

Not to mention "barley in middle school"

I don't know about you, but I think that's pretty good for a cereal crop.

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lemmy.world

I don't think being cringe really exists when it comes to kids. They are developing into who they are/will be.

Adults on the other hand like myself I could say can be, because we are supposed to(according to culture) have figured out who we are, so when we do something out of place it is an attention seeking act that went poorly often times. So when I say a bad joke, I can come across as cringy, or even me trying to explain myself here can come across as cringy. But kids, we need to cut them a lot more slack. We shouldn't be punching down on adults either, but if we start by supporting those kids finding themselves maybe it'll grow with time and eventually maybe anyone can say something dumb and not feel like they should shove their head in the sand, but rather feel safe in their own insecurity and be supported by people around them.

Love for those feeling insecure may be the change they needed to not lash out negatively, whether against themselves or others.

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infosec.pub

Ratio'd isn't even GenZ but Millenial, right?

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lemm.ee

Am millennial, have never heard ratio'd before

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I think it's more twitter slang. Sure it can be applied elsewhere. But I've mostly heard it used regarding twitter posts.

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For the uninitiated, to be "ratio'd" means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio'd is synonymous with a shit take.

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i am millennial but i did hear it before. on the line.

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Ratio'd isn't even GenZ but Millenial, right?

Ty suka gyat, they stealing our slang!

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lemmy.ca

Gen Z to me. But I think a lot of gen z terms have a root in things millennials did online in gaming circles and online forums. So it's not "new" but more colloquial in their vocab where in my gen it was niche talk

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this feels correct. niche terms become slang. seems right

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kbin.run

Aren't Gen alpha still young children? Their slang is a little too new to have much staying power yet.

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lemmy.ca

That means only 10 years on zoomers. That's ridiculous.

Well, slightly less ridiculous given the repeal of Roe V Wade and the number of 10 year olds now giving birth, but still!

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Gen Z is from late 1990s through 2010, about 15 years, just like the other generations

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lemmy.zip

Seriously. Can we stop this ridiculous obsession with "generational" comparisons, please, and the click bait that goes with it? Let's instead start learning empathy and stop trying to force fit everything into an arbitrary category. Can we really not, collectively, as a species, grasp nuance and the eternally changing state of everything?

Probably not, but here's to hoping.

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nassim taleb calls it "over-platonification," expecting everything to meet some platonic ideal. it is absolutely pervasive. this is another great example of it

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Iaranis, I'm not speaking to you directly. Instead, I want to expand on your eloquent and pleasant message.

It amazes me how quickly some are willing to accept age related generalizations and reject generalizations based on other criteria like race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, etc. I've been around long enough to understand that all of it is a weird control mechanism. I've known people nearing the end of their days that spent a lifetime advocating for all the right things. That should be enough for folks to understand that we are all immature, flawed, and prone to bias; while capable of fostering positive change.

Don't marginalize anyone, young or old because of their age. We all get the same short life to try to live to its fullest.

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You sound like you are skibitty rizz no cap gyayted bruh face millionaire cash money money money maypoll. Why you so chedduh blonde bearing that shits not tight mofo. Tubular.

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yiffit.net

Gen alpha? I thought rizz and ratio are gen z stuff

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lemm.ee

I've never heard a gen Z unironically use "rizz"

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lemmy.world

I keep a little bottle of tanning lotion under my pillow for the Tanman in case he comes to town.

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No it's for sounding stupid, but that's okay. Everybody's an idiot - me, drunk Steve, everybody - kids are no exception.

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I appreciate skibidi toilet, it's good to know that even across generations, children still yearn for stupid gmod videos

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Everyone stutters one way or the other, so check out my message to you; as a matter of fact, I don't let nothing hold you back, if the Scatman can do it, so can you!

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lemmy.world

The onion should do a satire version of this article…

#1) BizzBop: a can of soda

#2) shaplopped: sitting down in your chair too hard

#3) smooly-D: having difficulty keeping aim at the urinal.

#4) snorkeling: to have such abundance that you are euphemistically ‘swimming’ in something.

Last night I shaplopped, was snorkeling in bizzbop so hard that my smooly-D was straight killing it.

What else y’all got?

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Sunko - a derogatory term for someone who holds strong beliefs in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One who is subject to the sunk cost fallacy fallacy.

Example: These sunko boomers still think trickle-down economics are legit. Jokes on them, the only thing trickling down will be their piss down their own legs when the underfunded state nursing home caretakers ignore them for 3 days straight after we refuse to subsidise their geriatricity.

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i’ll take ragebait content that everyone falls for for 100 alex

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lemmy.world

You can’t even “officially” access you tube until your account says you’re 13.

something tells me this doesn't stop the ones w/o adequate supervision.

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Or those with supervision who's parents just don't care. I'm on the older end of Gen z and definitely used YouTube before I was that old. My parents never really cared as long as I wasn't watching anything weird on it.

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