Spyke
lemm.ee

MAGoo logic.

"We like Trump because he says what he means and means what he says..."

"You can't take Trump literally, but you have to take him seriously."

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lemmy.world

Say what you will about the guy, but he sure knows his constituency.

“Are you subject to mass indoctrination? Vote for me! I’ll do all the things you want and end all the things you don’t.”

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dudinaxreply
programming.dev

In 2016 he said "I will make all your dreams come true."

I thought "He's really going only for stupid people." Turns out that was enough.

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lemmy.world

People like to think that humans as a whole are intelligent.

The reality is about 80% of us are barely above a dog in intelligence meanwhile the other 20% are desperately holding the other 80% on their shoulders because empathy is a thing for them.

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Read "The Marching Morons" by C. M. Kornbluth. The novella that "Idiocracy' was based on. Much darker than the movie. Much, much darker.

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There was a Jordan Klepper interview with MAGAhats and, I kid you not, someone said a version of this. One sentence after the other.

The cognitive dissonance was just unbelievable.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Maybe he didn't realize that Milwaukee was Algonquin for the good land.

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I think one of the most interesting aspects of Milwaukee is the fact that it's the only major American city to have ever elected three socialist mayors.

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In the off chance you don't know.. I'm referencing a line from the movie Wayne's world

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None of his customers are going to be able to drink either once the convicted felon loses his liquor license.

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sopuli.xyz

Or maybe he accidentally bought a cheap and fake Milwaukee electric drill for his home improvement project.

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Pat_Riotreply
lemmy.today

There is little to no chance that Trump has ever used a drill

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TrickDacyreply
lemmy.world

I'll bet the motherfucker doesn't own a screwdriver either lol

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Now I'm imagining him at some garage, a mechanic asks him to bring a screwdriver and he goes out and brings a screwed driver from his golf bag.

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Supporters interpreting what he says as what he means but he didn’t really mean what he actually said in 3…2…1…

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Until Tomorrow when Trump says no I really meant what I said. Then the Magoo's just shrug and chew more cud

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lemmy.world

Politics ain’t bean bag and Donnie will keep reminding people how fucking stupid he is …. Bleach anyone?

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LrdThndrreply
lemmy.world

I've read this three times and I have no idea what it means. Are you having a stroke? Am I having a stroke?

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You just need to put the UV under your skin and let the vaxx chip translate for you.

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You reached the end