Spyke
0x2dreply

ive been wondering for a while how hackable the telly is

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darthelmetreply
lemmy.world

It’s crazy that this is real. It looks like a comic someone would make to make fun of the idea. Like the fact that they’re watching some guy shoot someone, then the burger commercial comes on and the guy stands up and cheers “McDonalds!” Before sitting back down to watch more of guy shooting other guy.

This is peak “dumb Americans” humor, and they’re using this unironically to describe their business idea.

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MrSoupreply
lemmy.zip

Did Sony used "McDonald's" brand in a patent diagram? Can you link the source?

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jballsreply
sh.itjust.works

I would destroy my television and burn the house down before I yell McDonald's to keep watching something.

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Gary M. Zalewski is listed as the inventor. He is listed on 99 patents, several of which are related to increasing advertising proliferation and penetration. He's basically a driver of enshittification. My favorite was "System and method for taking control of a system during a commercial break". Can't have the plebs changing channels!

I looked him up on LinkedIn and he looks exactly like you'd imagine. Fuck you, Gary. Fuck you.

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Gorkreply
lemm.ee

If you don't say it, the commercial never ends

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There is nothing that I want to watch badly enough that I would put up with this behavior.

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lemmy.world

From like 15 years ago. If they were gonna do it they would have done it by now.

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lemmy.world

I mean, Telly is giving away TVs that have a camera and second screen to play ads. Sony might not think they could get away with it a decade ago, but consumers seem to slowly accept more bullshit over time so I could definitely see their calculus changing in the future.

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brbpostingreply
sh.itjust.works

Oh it has a second screen… have to answer ~100 questions about your viewing habits to get it… so they must only ship to likely profitable demographics. Yeah pretty much hate it :D

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Yeah it's awful, I really hope they fail but I'm not entirely sure they will. Most people who sign up are probably pretty good advertising targets.

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lemmy.world

This "saved as" idea is actually brilliant.

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Ghoelianreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

This is already a thing, on my pixel at least. There's a "file as" input if I expand all fields of a contact.

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I think in this concept it’s showing what the other person has YOUR name saved as.

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reddthat.com

I think it is showing what you are saved as in the other persons phone. There are ones where the guy presumably saved a girls number but she didn't bother to save his and another where the girl saved him as do not answer. I think the point is so you can see how the other person views you. These are mostly joke features and the feature you mentioned is pretty standard now.

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Ahh that does make more sense. I thought it was just showing a sort of alias besides the real name.

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lemmy.world

Being able to touch type an on-screen keyboard with your eyes would be amazing, but we all know the real reason for this invention would be to make sure you're watching the ads.

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The text message thing, quiet uber option and with consent, saved as thing, would be neat.

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