Spyke
lemmy.world

To this day I don't know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I'm reading a Carnac joke.

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I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again....

I know, I'm dumb

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YouTube to MP3.

YOUTUBE TO MP3!

Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Retweets are like parentheses in math

^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i'm not sure why it wasn't posting my comment^

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Carnac

I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I've got another set of sketches to look up now

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lemmy.world

Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

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bazus1reply
lemmy.world

I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn't know there were f'n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

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Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

Don't let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

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infosec.pub

Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.

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dan
upvote.au

Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.

Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.

Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It's still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you're not a qualified electrician.

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In Chicagoland there are places where you can't even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I'm all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.

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I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

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db2
lemmy.world

When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they'll shoot!

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lemmy.world

Copyright infringement becomes a criminal offense when it involves intentional and willful violations on a commercial scale

nobody who is ripping music from a shitty yt music vid is turning it into a commercial venture

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According to the record companies and the money they pay judges it is!!!

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I'm fine with bank heists but please don't loiter :(

edit: English not my first language yada yada, I confused "loitering" for "littering"... I'm fine with loitering after all

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pawb.social

Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.

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brokenlcdreply
feddit.it

Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you'll be able to lift that whole ass target.

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Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

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