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Lycist
lemmy.world

I'm not a doctor, but overconsumption of water is a big indicator of diabetes :(

Thats what got me in and flagged as diabetic, I was pissing like twice an hour.

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kewwwireply
lemmy.world

fyi, needing to pee more often than usual could also be an indicator for various sorts of cancer.

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GluWureply
lemm.ee

If you piss you will die

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Xirupreply
yiffit.net

Actually, pissing is a kind of deadly disease.

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I looked it up and apparently most people who have died pissed at least once in their lives. You might be on to something there.

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Not pissing at all could indicate you are a ghost. Check by taking a selfie and posting it online, if you see a red circle around you, you are in fact a ghost.

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BeMoreCarefulreply
lemmy.world

My Dr was always freaked out by how much water I drink.

Turns out I'm not a diabetic, I just love drinking water.

It is worth checking though.

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Droggelbecherreply
lemmy.world

I chatted to someone on the train once who told me she got addicted to the habit of drinking water and was hospitalized for a month or so because she basically flushed out all of her electrolytes and was deficient in everything. She said she was at 5-6L though.

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I probably average a little better than that. I also drink tap water and am fortunate enough to live somewhere with excellent water. I have heard of people having similar issues with distilled water.

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When I was drinking heavily on a nightly basis, I drank massive amounts of water to keep hydrated each day. The two coworkers at my office who share the space are both a good amount younger than me. I assume they think I have old-man bladder from how often I went to the bathroom. I'd rather that than explain that I was a functional alcoholic. Oh well, whatever…

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My body is a machine that turns tap water with a tiny bit of coke into some amount of piss.

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