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lemmy.world

Walked into New Vegas (I think) forgetting I was in disguise as one of Caesar's Legion. Got massacred immediately. Took me a minute to figure out what happened. Why does everyone hate me? Oh duh

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lemmy.world

I hate that more games don't do this.

I'm dressed like a freaking monkey clown and not a single NPC is going to address it? Granted, I'm also wielding a god slaying sword and two minutes ago killed Death Incarnate. But still... Acknowledge my ridiculous outfit!

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I want the opposite.

I want npc's to be so terrified of my presence that regardless of what I'm wearing (as long as my face is uncovered) they won't say a damn thing about it.

"Oh the dude who can single handedly fist fight a deathclaw is wearing the armor of my enemy? Damn bro sounds like a whole lotta not my problem."

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lemmy.world

I did that a bunch when going to trade at Mojave.

The other day, Cass was my companion and I brought her to the silver rush when they were "asking me to." I happened to have Annabelle in my weapons and... It's amazing what rocket damage to the head will do indoors. Shit just went everywhere.

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I always take their job offer and then let the guy with a bomb walk right in. Dude has the right idea.

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If I'm dressed as a raider, I should get attacked on sight by most civilized people.

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Clearly edited pic cuz the objective marker is in proper New Vegas puke yellow but the rest is green

Gosh, can't even fake a screenshot convincingly these days

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lemmy.world

You claim to be loyal to The Legion, yet you pronounce the word as "Caesar".

Curious.

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Also, you never mentioned that the new text was large enough to be legible.

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Ah-oo-eh, true to kah-ee-zar, you barbarian! No true roman acknowledges the existence of vvvv, only u!

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lemm.ee

Caesar's Legion may be thugs but at least they had a fine eye for ancient Roman decor and symbolism.

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My man you are wearing Arizona State football gear as armor, I don't think you get to count that as Roman decor

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I immediately imagined that you used a minigun for this process

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You reached the end

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