if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
I'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
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I would poop in a different toilet
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
For, because I'm about consent.
if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
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Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I'm clean?
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
"Well, it's a living!"
"Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!"
See, this is why I hate "would you rather...?"
Why can't it just be content with the amount I feed it, why's it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire
feeeeed me seymour!
I don't think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
No? I would move.
If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.
I'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
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I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Like in the SNL sketch?
Thats not quite how I pictured it.
Yes.
I can use all the encouragement I can get.
Sentient does not necessarily mean able to speak or move. How and why should I notice that it is sentient?
I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
"Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?"
"I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass."