Spyke
GluWureply
lemm.ee

The taste from her unique blend of UTIs is just something money can't buy.

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Well for anyone curious about this there is that website called "animal hardware" or something like that which sells egg laying fetish kits

Why do I know this?...

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OrnateLunareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead

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loics2reply
lemm.ee

But hubby can't eat the silicone ones

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festntreply
sh.itjust.works

well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?

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OrnateLunareply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)

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what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?

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Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you

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lemmy.world

I'm concerned about potential infections, otherwise there's worse stuff out there...

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Nah, it's boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.

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lemm.ee

So this community has devolved into kink-shaming then? Is that what this is? Obviously there have to be some ethical boundaries but between consenting adults this seems pretty harmless.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!

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infosec.pub

Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.

(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)

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ladreply
programming.dev

If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it'll be transferred to your butt eventually.

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You can really separate the veterans from the rookies with this post. The kiddies are about to throw up in their mouth and vets are like "just another Monday on the internet."

This is on the very low end of kink. If you think this is crazy, or sickening then you my friend are a big scoop of vanilla. No hate though. Vanilla is fine too.

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You're just a weenie. And you are literally kink shaming right now. That what it looks like lol

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