In the original Disney Three Little Pigs cartoon, the third pig has paintings of sausages and ham on his wall with labels under them like "uncle" and "grandmother."
Ok I'm giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain't funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
As a 19 year old with a bench seated car from the 50s every time I take the homies out with it we do fr ride my car like the roaring plenty like when you don't have a center console or seat belts of course everyone is going to call shot gun and get shot gun it's the best part of such early automatics
Blippi is an amazing example of entrepreneurship. They created hit children's character with basically nothing. Those early videos are just him at a park or in a kids play area shot with an iPhone.
Ha! I instantly recognized this art style. it's Richard Scarry, British children's book author. I still have a hard copy of one of my favorites from childhood:
It will be nice when the energy density on batteries has gotten high enough and charging times have gotten low enough that we can move on from making cars so aerodynamic and experiment more with funkier form factors.
Richard Scarry is awesome
Was. Sadly, he left us with all of the Busy Town books he had to write and illustrate in 1994. But he left a wonderful legacy.
A pig driving a hot dog is kinda gruesome if you think about it.
It's all beef.
Oh, that's fine, because there aren't any cow people in Richard Scarry's works.
Oh. Drinking milk has gotta be awkward, too!
The cows drink pig milk. 😉
It's called pilk.
Lmao! "Deloinkful"
What are your thoughts on an Ouroboros but the front half is a pig and the back half is a hotdog?
That sounds delicious!
Well fam have I got a treat for you, this is the drawing I made for my first tattoo:
::: spoiler Boaroboros
:::
Amazing.
That looks delicious!
Ever heard of the Tony Hawk blood skateboard? (Or skateboards? I dunno.)
"Hotdog car isn't science fiction, it's science fact."
~Oscar Meyer, probably
“To beef frank, hotdog car isn’t science fiction, it’s science fact.”
Thank you for putting the correct quote.
Richard Scarry is a GOAT of children's fantasy.
Quite literally, sometimes!
Roald Dahl was better
Isn't the concept of a pig driving a hot dog kinda low key horrifying?
In the original Disney Three Little Pigs cartoon, the third pig has paintings of sausages and ham on his wall with labels under them like "uncle" and "grandmother."
A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house…
No worse than my Honda Spinal AcCord
aren't hotdogs usually beef?
Nah, it's soy or smth. Impossible hotdog.
I mean we technically do have the hot dog car in real life, so that's neat
And Teslas are kinda like the Apple version of a car. But they kill people.
I did not expect to see Lowly the worm on Lemmy today. Nice.
Lowly's brown and that guy's green. What, you're saying all worms look alike??
Oh shit. Sorry for my inadvertent wormism. I haven’t seen the guy in like 40 years!
All my homies love lowly the worm 🥰
Wow that's a blast from the past.
This... is not how I imagined the Apple car to look like...
The lawsuit is still pending.
BEHOLD! THE FUTURE IS NOW!!
hotdog car.
Pickle car
Ok I'm giving up on trying to find an apple car. The search results are flooded with either stuff about the company Apple making their own car, or how to integrate their phones and apps with your own car.
This joke ain't funny enough to keep going. Sorry.
Here's a few, the trick I used was to translate "apple car" into other languages (Spanish, German), then search using the translations:
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/601b52c9260000fa05c23591.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_noupscale
https://www.kinderplanet.de/media/catalog/product/cache/4/image/43bb3bf57f7d493415cebbb4e19041fe/3/6/360_aa-gk1.jpg
https://img.chefkoch-cdn.de/rezepte/2273261362839543/bilder/1192091/crop-642x428/apfelauto.jpg
That's clever! Thanks for the tip!
Then the car turned itself into a pickle! Funniest shit I've ever seen!
I had a giant Richard Scarry book when I was little, that was the shit
You could drive a hot dog or a pickle car....or you could drive a bi-plane car or tank that is attached to a steamroller tractor or a car made out of wood with saws.
As a 19 year old with a bench seated car from the 50s every time I take the homies out with it we do fr ride my car like the roaring plenty like when you don't have a center console or seat belts of course everyone is going to call shot gun and get shot gun it's the best part of such early automatics
Considering the reliability of the Wacky Races cars, that may not be the best idea.
If my options are crash and burn in an:
I am going to take the Wacky Race car. At least, there's going to be a good story out of my death.
Where is goldbug hiding?
Performing fellatio on the mouse guy.
Isn't that the dude from the Harlem shake poop video?
🎶 so much to learn about, it'll make you want to shout...POOPIE!
Well, he's the inventor of both Blippi and Steezy Grossman characters, yes.
Regardless, Blippi is an okay children's show. The characters' actor changed over time.
Blippi is an amazing example of entrepreneurship. They created hit children's character with basically nothing. Those early videos are just him at a park or in a kids play area shot with an iPhone.
Cars with electric motors can be any shape. I am appalled that there is not a pattywagon for sale
for the record, cars with combustion engines can also be any shape
True. It's just harder because you have to move the power around with mechanical linkages rather than just having a big ass cable
There's the cheese slice car
I need it
Like a hamburgermobile?
Yeah from SpongeBob
Never heard of it
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Patty_Wagon
I'm not clicking that
Alright
I wanted Lowly's apple car so badly when I was a kid.
what's the hotdog car made of
A hotdog
Hope it’s 100% beef for the driver’s sake
Hot dogs, what else?
Oh wow... This dude is an idiot!
I have nipples, Greg... Can you make me into a car?
You can drive anything with nipples.
I mean I guess, but I find it easier to drive with my hands.
The Patty Wagon from The Spongebob Movie: https://youtu.be/_xImULcwZkg?feature=shared
If Richard Scary released these today, would it be called "Bussy Town?" 🤔
Please see an oncologist, I think that joke has cancer.
Ha! I instantly recognized this art style. it's Richard Scarry, British children's book author. I still have a hard copy of one of my favorites from childhood:
I know I've seen this book in primary school but I can't remember the title
“The Busy World of Richard Scarry”
It will be nice when the energy density on batteries has gotten high enough and charging times have gotten low enough that we can move on from making cars so aerodynamic and experiment more with funkier form factors.