Trump Demands Biden Take a Drug Test Before Debating and Claims the President Was ‘High as a Kite’ During the State of the Union
“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”
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Says the guy who allegedly held coke parties at the Plaza while he was hooking up with underaged teenage girls, hung out with a known human trafficker, paid hush money to multiple women to hide how much of a predator he is, and has been found guilty of raping at least one of them.
Let's drug test them both.
In fact, I have a better idea. The debate is headed by Snoop Dogg. Both of them have to get high with him and answer his questions.
I think Biden demand Trump submit dna for comparison to cold case rape kits.
I second that idea. 'Once while sober and once while drunk' and all that.
Trump currently mumbles word salad at his rallies, because he doesn't need drugs to sound like his brain is failing.
This was a pretty predictable comment, given that (1) Trump himself has long been alleged to snort Adderall and take other stimulants, and (2) Trump always, without fail, accuses his enemies of exactly what he is already doing.
The day Trump accuses Biden of sleeping with Ivanka is gonna be wild.
That'll never happen, because Trump's not actually doing it.
Edit: Wait, I misread and thought you were talking about Melania.
The edit really made this comment amazing.
So trump was definitely high as a kite during his state of the union.
That's just his baseline projection. Drumft is high all the time.
Trump needs to submit one first. Taken by an impartial authority. Throw in a proper cognitive test.
Something tells me he’s projecting.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-white-house-drugs-speed-xanax-1234979503/
Send him to some random drug test place like they do for a job interview. Those nurses won't take shit from anyone. "Oh you accidentally flushed the toilet after peeing in the cup, guess you're coming back tomorrow."
Is this a thing in America?
Yes, it really is.
Yes it is. Many companies require a drug screening for illegal substances. It's often unclear what they're testing for or what would prevent you from getting hired and what is a violation of your rights. Most people need a job so they put with with it. But there are numerous companies that all they do is these drug screening.
They do seem to have backed off a bit on recent years, at least with companies I’ve worked for. It’s been quite a few years.
The last time, they tried to start drug testing for current employees. I didn’t bother going and they didn’t bother me about it
The funny thing is it was the Trump WH medical staff that was found to be illegally distributing drugs to staffers. Not saying definitively that Trump was partaking, but ...
Trump White House pharmacy improperly provided drugs and misused funds, Pentagon report says
The drug scheduling rules that the Trump White House pharmacy was following were inspired by "It's every day, bro" by Jake Paul.
This one I’m not so scandalized about. I’m sure every White House admin does this - they have hard and punishing international work where they need to be sharp. Ronnie Jackson was there during Obama too.
To think that this pathetic sack of shit is the best the Republicans could come up with, for 3 consecutive elections, blows my mind.
Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.
Projection, projection, always projection.
Welp...I guess we're safe to presume Trump is loaded on drugz...the z makes it different and ok.....
Trump is in NO position to demand anything. He’s lucky he’s been allowed to fleece this country and get away with being a criminal as long as he has.
Donald pulled the same "they need a drug test" stunt on Hillary Clinton in 2016 before a debate, proving that this silly ole drama queen needs a new bag of tricks.
So, Trump was high.
Lol, more projection. Let's have them both take one together and see who fails. I'll bet there's one that would go into an incoherent rant and blame someone for something and not take the test. Sound about right?
"Fake news! The test is fake news! It was all a conspiracy by the Democrats, the worst conspiracy I have ever saw!"
The same Trump that just forgot who & where he was at his rally a couple hours ago?
Sure, Jan.
Cult leaders don't need to be smart to be popular.
Biden should demand an anal cavity search for trump. Who knows what manner of Russian recording device he has stuffed in there.
They're going to find McConnell's tongue up there. Unsurprising since it is still attached to his little turtle beak.
Proof that Trump actually is the Adderall addict he's rumored to be.
Every accusation is a confession
Make Adderall Great Again 2024
Weak willed dementia patient trump trying to concoct a reason to back out. Of course he can't come up with anything new because that part of his brain is mush.
trump sounds like a bitch
Why doesn't Biden just shoot this fuck? I thought presidents can't be charged for crimes they commit while in office.
We won't know what the Constitutional Originalism says about that one until either Nov. 6th or the afternoon of Jan. 20th.
Says Trump who is nonstop railing Adderall
Dude probably snorts it.
(that’s what railing means)
TIL. Thanks.
Only if Trump does too.
Trump:
“Sniff”
Projection
That's fine tiny hands. Let's try the tissue paper test on that face of yours... How much shit can I swab off that Macco ass paint job of a spray tan.
Just another lame attempt to get out of the debate.
Trump should get a brain scan 🪱
They should give them surprise ones right before they go on then live announce the results
On what? Blood pressure medication?
No you
I have no doubt the debates with be the Manhattan project of methamphetamines
"I will if you take a dementia test..."
Honestly, I don't fucking give a shit if they're absolutely loaded or not - they're fucking old so if medication will cause them to be less incompetent I'm all for it.
The debates will be a lot more boring if they're both not on drugs.
Edit: Comedy people, comedy.
AntiCommercial-AIlicense(CCBY-NC-SA4.0)So dose this mean we get to find out what dementia drugs Biden is currently on i bet he gets a aid to pee in a cup for him i would of demanded that they both be required to read out loud a long series of numbers and letters ment to represent the nuclear codes