Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Imagine waking up after a wild bender with a pair of hyperrealistic nipples tattooed on your asscheeks

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Flying Squidreply
lemmy.world

It's not normal to have them tattooed on your ass cheeks, but that's exactly why this person is learning to do it. Gotta do something about those nipple-free asses.

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Big Joe Kaplan from Big Joe & Sons started doing this in the early โ€˜90s. Theyโ€™re one of the oldest parlors in NY. Incredible guy. Heโ€™s a legend in the business.

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Catoblepasreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Coverups usually need to be larger and darker than the initial tattoo unless your artist is really good at camouflage. But, free tattoo, so if the tattoo you want fit those parameters and you like the artist anyway itโ€™d be worth it.

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captainlezbianreply
lemmy.world

Hell, I can totally imagine people whoโ€™d love a nipple tattoo on their leg

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Honestly I'd do it just so I could see people's confusion and double takes when I wear shorts

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I don't have any tattoos, but a pair of nipples on my shoulder blades is fully within the parameters of the kind of tattoo I'd get if I got one (two).

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I was going to say I know a woman whoโ€™d totally go for that, but thatโ€™s not true, I know at least two and several maybes

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JasonDJreply

Is there some 501(c)3 that pays for this procedure with that name? Because there really needs to be. Fuck cars for kids. Hijack their jingle.

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kbin.social

I had coworker get breast reconstruction after a mastectomy. They made a nipple for her, I think from skin.

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Kitreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Mine is also like this. During mastectomy they removed my nipples and grafted them back on. Looks perfectly natural.

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Mouselemmingreply
sh.itjust.works

A friend of my mom's showed her that they'd moved her nipples to another part of her torso until she recovered from the original surgery and was ready to have implants and the nipples back on. But this was in the 70s and she only lived a couple more years, I don't know if she ever even got that surgery because of too much else going on trying to kill the cancer.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

I'm sorry, but I can't help imagining two nipples grafted right above a belly button to make a little ๐Ÿ˜ฎ face.

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Flying Squidreply
lemmy.world

Could you imagine if someone got a shitty surgeon and they grafted it back on, but just enough off-center for them to notice every time they looked in a mirror?

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I believe that i read that this has happend before, as well as somones nipple pealing off b4 its properly grafted/stuck on

I believe i read these on plebit so take it with a grain of salt

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ZeroTHM
lemmy.world

I dunno man, I think I'd ask to keep it instead of covering it. What a cool story to tell, while also helping someone who wants to help others.

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lemmy.world

Yeah. I would totally get this ink if someone wanted to practice. No cover up needed.

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I'd go both knees... I wouldn't do it but centre of forehead would be tempting.

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4amreply
lemm.ee

Wait youโ€™ve already got one asshole on your elbow?

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Obireply

Imagine the banter at the bar if you had that!

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sh.itjust.works

If the nipple is the part of the female boob that can't be exposed, does that mean if the nipple is removed and not replaced, they can walk around topless?

Also, wouldn't that tattoo on his leg also become taboo? If not, then a tattooed nipple on the boob would also be acceptable to show.

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You can always walk around topless and anyone who says otherwise is a cop

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Pasties and microbikini are legally not nude, so I'd imagine if you don't have nipples, you have nothing to cover up.

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lemmy.world

Not seeing anything horrible or horrifying here. Personally I think it's great that a tattooist wants to help cancer survivors.

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BossDjreply

But for now, it is a very realistic nipple on the side of that guy's leg, so I'm pretty sure it's gonna cause some heads to turn and some "what the fuck is that?"

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olutukkoreply
lemmy.world

those suck though. I have never heard anything good about them

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