Spyke
lemmy.zip

Like everyone else in the western world, looking at my phone.

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IIRC, the Sims sometimes check their phones in the Sims 4. Sometimes even while walking somewhere.

6

Picking at my cuticles and cracking all my joints, while staring into the middle distance.

26

Stands there.

Looks around.

Picks nose.

Stands there.

Wiggles a bit.

Stands there.

Picks absently at a fingernail.

Stands there.

Chokes on air for a minute.

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possumpat.io

Take out a bag of seeds and begin to make a little mound of spit out seeds to show how long I've been idle

14

Standing around awkwardly with my hands in my pockets, because I don't know what else to do with them.

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azaltyreply
jlai.lu

Stroking my c…

::: spoiler … ⬇️ chin :::

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The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it's located on my cock!

1

Bopping to my own head tunes

Fidgeting

Stretching

Balancing on one leg in different ways

7

drinking a mountain dew. well diet now. well diet doctor pepper. everythings getting expensive. sinces its a game and fantasy let me have a regular mountain dew.

7

Bored toddler.

Slouched forward shoulders, weight on my heels, head back with a pained expression and small crying sounds.

5

I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you're going to get, or where, but it's going to be fun.

3

Holding my left elbow with my right hand. Idk why, but I always do this gesture. People keep thinking I'm some sort of shy, femboyish think, which, in a transphobic environment does lead to some weird looks.

It looks especially funny with a bright purple bucket hat, dark green oversized sweater (for Brits: jumper), black fanny pack, black leggins, and New Balance shoes. Hmm... maybe I should start wearing this in real life.

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otpreply
sh.itjust.works

I like how you translated sweater, but not fanny pack.

You might want to look up what "fanny" means in British English! Lol

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I intentionally didn't do it to avoid potentially witnessing any swear words.

Apologies to all the Brits who came across my comment.

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Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.

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I have adhd and my idle stim is shifting my weight from one foot to the other. I'm like a living metronome. Drives people crazy.

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