Spyke

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lemmy.world

Human males are attracted to basically everything.

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lemmy.world

Is there some reason this is being posted on Mother's Day?

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And male dogs are sexually attracted to human legs.

Male mammals, at least, seem to have a universal desire to get off. I wouldn't be surprised to see this extend to other classes, but I haven't had a particular urge to investigate.

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"I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me" - Tom Waits, Nighthawks at the Diner

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You really believe that someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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lemmy.world

We need to fight back. Seeking volunteers for a dolphin rape task force.

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I'll go, but only if I'm not forced to wear a swimming suit. I must swim nude, for maximum mobility.

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