RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
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literally had brainworms
which literally starved in his head
good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit
This would all be so much funnier if I lived on a space station
Good news!
Good news everyone
Don't forget the mercury poisoning!
Poor guy starved to death.
Or fatal food poisoning.
"this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans." - Hannibal Lecter
*Flava Flav beans
"Fava beans and a nice chianti"
A 70 year old is the young guy? That's nuts
Well he does have Junior in his name
Relative youth. Did you not read that word or not understand it?
Trump and Biden are even older. Which is insane on its own lol
That's my point exactly. Everyone is so old that a 70 year old is considered young relative to the others.
He's still relatively old as fuck. If you can collect social security you shouldn't be running a country
Relative to his competitors he is young, which we all agree is insane.
Poor thing probably starved to death.
Top tier roast
That's hard to argue with tbh.
Dead Worm for a brain Kennedy, shitting himself Traitor-Trump and I can't see anything wrong with Netanjahu Biden, what a party.
A senile traitor, an ethically-dubious dinosaur, and a man with a hole in his brain walk into a bar—sorry, did I say bar? I meant poll.
The weird thing was it wasn't even a parasitic worm, it was just a regular earth worm.
His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.
Maybe that was literally the case, he apparently had mercury poisoning at around the same time.
It's starting to sound like a retelling of the old lady who swallowed the fly.
Someone needs to invite /u/Poem_for_your_sprog to Lemmy.
He's got a lot on his mind..and, well, in it.
The worm was dead. He's an idiot that thinks ivermectin cures covid. Fucker got lucky and accidentally treated his at the time undiagnosed brainworms.
Oh interesting.
The whole comment still flourishes as satire
Well, that explains some things.
Not even mind flayers want RFK Jr.
A goa'uld?
Indeed
Lmao
"If that had been a properly FDA-inspected brain, that worm may not have died." - someone's youtube comment
That wasn't a worm in his brain. That WAS his brain.
Oh my god brainworms are real
Reasons not to eat meat omg.
"Some tapeworm larvae can live in a human brain for years without causing problems. Others can wreak havoc, often when they start to die, which causes inflammation. The most common symptoms are seizures, headaches and dizziness. ADVERTISEMENT
There are roughly 2,000 hospitalizations for the condition, known as neurocysticercosis, each year in the United States, according to the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.
Scott Gardner, curator of the Manter Laboratory for Parasitology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said once any worm is in a brain, cells calcify around it. “And you’re going to basically have almost like a tumor that’s there forever. It’s not going to go anywhere.”"
Did you shout ADVERTISEMENT in the middle of your comment?
Yeah I’m not so sure about BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE this brain worm stuff.
More like the found a parasitic RFK on a tapeworm.
That explains a lot.
The worm in my brain makes me think that the documents I've been forging have led to many deaths. But I know that's just silly.
why doesn't that include the ending
I don't know, but here's the full episode.
(I've seen it already lol)
You can only get a tapeworm eating pork
He is the Mezcal of candidates.
That makes so much sense.
That explains SOME of the things.
Anyone seen Kahn lurking around?
A very strange place for one.
TBH I'm worried about how the RFK Jr fans will shift to the GOP.
Trump and Biden are polling around 40%, RFK at around 10%, so Trump would have a definitive victory depending on where the RFK Voters flee to and how many if any crawl out of the woodwork for Biden.
Iron Man is looking real rough