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lemmy.sdf.org

Lets pretend to be fishes .

Oh no help me the human accidentally put a little too much food in my bowl and now i have to commit suicide by over eating rather than just eating what i want cause i'm dumb as fuck .

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"Oh no, the water temperature changed by 10 degrees! I guess I'll go into shock and die now"

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Look, the situation is as follows: You can’t handle spot-on critique from some small vertebrates.

Diagnosis - irreparable flaws of character. Time for drinking or shopping.

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don't talk to me until I've had my morning drugged crushed up tea leaves and milk

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lemmy.world

I think I'll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

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Wait a minute! We're fish! We don't possess the capacity for abstract thought!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
yeah, let's go swimming
Let's go swimming, let's go swimming
In the vottom of the o-cean

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lemm.ee

We often discuss our issues when drinking alcohol. Helps

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I made far more emotional growth and healing progress as a young man drinking beer with my friends every night than I ever did in counseling.

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lemmy.world

Let's pretend to be fish.

"I'm wet and I don't even know it."

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