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lemm.ee

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

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for some reason, we had that in our build script at my first company.

You will be missed, company that got shuttered because fuck it.

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that is cus he paid the CIA to have himself removed from our memories, so people can forget that elite pedos are the ruling class.

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lemmy.ml

You mean tf is up with bears? There was recently some kind of a social media survey asking women whether they'd prefer to stumble upon a bear or a man while walking in the forest. Bears won.

Kinda weird since I don't remember them specifying the place, the type of said bear, the existence of cubs in the bush nearby or the season, so the possibility of getting attacked varies from "oh, a cute panda; guess I'll just pass by" to being eaten alive by a bear that woke up from hibernation in the middle of the winter, but I digress

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The general argument as I understand it is that a random man can do a whole lot worse than kill them, bears are a more straightforward threat.

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it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

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it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

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The trick is to dress as an apex predator so they let their guard down!

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