Spyke
midwest.social

I’m a woman and still I find this meme gives me the heebiejeebies. Stop that.

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You have a urethra, too. And you can even put things in it. Stop supporting the patriarchy.

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lemm.ee

Would an internally rifled straw provide maximum jizz ballistics?

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lemmy.world

i know some people are into this and its called sounding, but i dont know why they would like it?

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sh.itjust.works

there used to be a coffee shop in London that had a huge glass display case of penile sounding rods

15

I just know that my brain unilaterally decided to made room for this fact in deep storage immediately, I just wish I knew how important whatever got tossed to make room was.

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lemmynsfw.com

Because once you get good at sounding, you can get a hollow sounding rod inserted in there and get your partner to pee in your bladder so you can pee it all back out all over him.

Not that I know anything about that.

11

woah, that's like advanced piss docking, I've only seen that in my animes. nice.

3
lemm.ee

Thanks. This is definitely something I needed to see while eating

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lemmy.world

Is this around when you normally eat? I would like to schedule sending this to you on a daily basis.

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FlihpFlorpreply
lemm.ee

I eat when I’m hungry AND remember to eat

Those conditions must both be met so you will never track my eating habits

10
lemmy.world

Or have I planted a seed in your mind so now it will pop into your head when you eat all by itself.

5

You ever accidentally stab your mouth with a straw?

Yeah. Imagine that but like a bajillion times worse.

12

Where do I find this level of unhinged memes? I mortified my friend with this. And he requires more.

10

Life is just one long, hard kick in the urethra, and sometimes when you get home from a long day of getting kicked in the urethra, you just want to watch a show about good, likable people who love each other, where, you know, no matter what happens, at the end of 30 minutes, everything's gonna turn out okay.

7

I can vibe with this. Better use a straw to help protect from those kicks to better enjoy the show.

2

The only thing I can explain how uncomfortable this is to read is that it's like trying to imagine scraping your nails on a old timey chalkboard

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