Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
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Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.
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Shaka, when the walls fell
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
Permission to board
THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
"The hull has been compromised."
Execute docking maneuver.
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
"Come again?"
Entering the wormhole
I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
Daaaaamn!
Misfire in the torpedo bay!
Tuvok, no!
You can make all the right moves and still lose
thank mr rikr
Prepare to be boarded
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
Resistance is futile.
Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
Make it so!
'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
You are coming in loud and clear.
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
Barclay, is that you?
There's a little broccoli in us all
Would you like there to be?
Fire at Will!
"No lifesigns detected"
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
My mother is coming to visit
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
*thrust
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Plug me in, Chief!
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
Over and out.
Boom goes the dynamite
Scrub the lower dicks at once!
Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!