tenforward·TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Namebyummthatguy Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, RikerInspired by a similar post by [email protected]View original on lemmy.world68Comments63
AAnticorp replylemmy.worldHave you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.5
EEvil_Shrubbery lemm.eePressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.10
EEvilEyedPanda lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"9
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the walls fell
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
"The hull has been compromised."
Permission to board
Execute docking maneuver.
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
We're entering fluidic space.
"Come again?"
Entering the wormhole
I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
Daaaaamn!
Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
Misfire in the torpedo bay!
Tuvok, no!
You can make all the right moves and still lose
thank mr rikr
Prepare to be boarded
Resistance is futile.
Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
Make it so!
'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
We're breaking up.
You are coming in loud and clear.
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
Fire at Will!
Barclay, is that you?
There's a little broccoli in us all
Would you like there to be?
"No lifesigns detected"
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
They're not coming in cleanly.
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
To boldly go where no man has gone before
My mother is coming to visit
Another one decloaking aft.
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
*thrust
Boom goes the dynamite
Over and out.
Plug me in, Chief!
Scrub the lower dicks at once!
Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!