There’s always someone who takes things literally
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... I wonder abut the human mate - just how much car-shaped were they or perhaps how mechanical were their parts ...
"Are you sure you want me to dress up like Optimus Prime?"
"And only in truck form?"
I hope for self-driving cars so that we can have sex in cars, not with cars.
take your bikes and ride to a nice place where you can have what you please, instead of wishing for uncomfortable sex in a moving box
Well with self-driving cars, we wouldn't have the need for seats to always be seats. They could turn into beds or something like that. Easily enough.
You've been able to do that for decades with non-self-driving cars, as long as you park first. They didn't call 'em shaggin' wagons for nothing!
But I don't want to drive on long road trips. I'd rather be doing something much more enjoyable. And with self-driving cars, I could.
take a train then?
think of all the possibilities
what do you do with the belt?
plug it in your ass, so the bot can fish you back in after the accident?
Why do people want to stay inside cars so much? It's the same weird thing with drive-throughs and eating inside a car.