Spyke
lemmy.world

I wanted to tell a joke here, but all the good jokes argon.

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dohpaz42reply
lemmy.world

You could say you were inert to my attempt at humor.

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Skankyreply
lemmy.world

The original joke was pure Gold, but these later ones are just Boron me

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Well then, my greetings to you and your adjascent friend! :) Good catch!

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discuss.tchncs.de

We can't lick sodium or chlorine, but combine them and you get something we literally make blocks of for the purpose of licking. What a world!

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One is bad in one way and the other is bad in the opposite way.

Neutralize!

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Remind your cousin Becky about this when she starts going on about mercury compounds in vaccines

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This is like the nile red videos where hes like "plastic gloves are essentially grape fruit" and then proceeds to make it.

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lemmy.ml

But does this imply licking it in a "lickable" state? I have a hard time imagining licking a gas, and licking hydrogen as a liquid at -250 C or so sounds, not great.

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Depending on the quantity and the leidenfrost effect, you might be fine

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.

Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

Edit: Here it is, chumps

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sh.itjust.works

How is bromine "probably fine"? It should be in the rectal damage section.

Calcium should probably be in the "Ow, my ass" section.

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Simonreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

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sh.itjust.works

Better, but still a few issues.

Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don't think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.

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lemmy.world

A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.

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Simonreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I guess it's only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It's assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I'm glad we're all learning about science!

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lemmy.world

Lithium, Sodium etc. need to be upped to "please reconsider." Calcium and all the lanthanides are also metals I would not advise licking because theyre very reactive. Promethium is especially dangerous due to its radioactivity with its longest lived isotope having a half life of around 17 years. So not only is it reactive, youd die to the radiation too.

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lemmy.world

Lithium is just gonna be a little fizzy like pop rocks. No explosions, thankfully. The LiOH produced would not be fun for you, but probably won’t hurt anyone else.

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Lithium salts are used to treat bipolar. The metal isnt just reacting with the water on your tongue to create a very strong base (and lots of heat), you are also going to be ingesting that Lithium (as a lithium soap as it reacts with oils and fats) which can have different (unpleasant) effects on you depending on how much was ingested. If your kidney function is impaired, it gets worse.

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lemmy.sdf.org

In the hypothetical, if one were able to lick elemental hydrogen in its atomic, rather than molecular form, it would have a few potential effects. The one that would concern me most would be its aggressive reactivity, ripping hydrogens away from anything that it could in order to achieve stability. This would potentially cause tissue damage both from the deprotonation and shift in pH.

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lemmy.sdf.org

It would be more likely a secondary or tertiary effect. That is, H• radicals ripped away from their parent molecules would leave •OH, •R, and •RNH radicals. These are unstable and highly reactive, "desiring" to have that stable electron configuration. Likely, this will result in electrons being shifted to bring in more stable species, like OH-. Overall, we're looking at effectively a deprotonation of the saliva, with extra intermediary steps to stabilize the radicals.

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sh.itjust.works

Interesting. Given that H• is a neutral species, what would cause the preference for the creation of stable negative species (freeing up H+) over the creation of stable positive species (freeing up OH-)?

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Neutral as far as pH is concerned, yes. However, radicals tend to be very reactive due to their valance not being full. I am a bit rusty, TBH, as I'm about a decade and a half out of uni but, the best way to predict the products of the reaction is to look at the high-level of the equation:

H• (excess) + H••OH + H••R + H••N-R -> H2(g) + •OH + •R + •N-R

All of the products of the initial reaction here are radicals except for the H2 molecules. They all are going to further react to form more stable species with full valances, with possible exception being the molecular hydrogen. Because the elemental hydrogen is introduced as a radical rather than protons (H+ ions) in the solution, the final products are likely to be more negatively charged, neutral, and/or have some interesting hydrogen additions, especially in the hydrocarbons and amino acids.

For example, there could be reactions like: R• + •OH + •N-R -> R-OH + HO-N-R

Overall, however, the amount of free hydrogen/protons is likely to be reduced as they are effectively removed from solution as hydrogen gas.

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Because the elemental hydrogen is introduced as a radical rather than protons (H+ ions) in the solution, the final products are likely to be more negatively charged

This is the part I don't understand. If charge is conserved, why would there be a preference for a particular charge in the products?

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Nothing, because you can have only one atom of it. Multiple will just form molecular hydrogen H2. That one hydrogen atom will aggressively rip of another hydrogen of a molecule of water for example, but it won't be noticeable.

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I'd bump up cesium, rubidium, and probably potassium to "please reconsider", as I would not want to stand near you

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A decent chunk of these are "how would you even?" and a few others are "you're doing it right now."

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lledrtxreply
lemmy.world

Those are lithium compounds and not elemental lithium?

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But would it be elemental prior to licking or oxidized as usual? Because one is still significantly worse than the other and looking at lithium very much suggests elemental uranium!

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lemm.ee

It tastes like hot hydrogen gas (that will quickly mix with oxygen and taste like superheated steam).

If that doesn’t get ya, it would taste like sodium hydroxide, and also soap. (The soap is from the hydroxide turning the fats in your cells into soap.)

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Instructions unclear for isotopes

What if I want to lick U-235?

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1rrereply
discuss.tchncs.de

I think yellow is actually fine - a lick is 3 seconds of contact maximum and you're not sucking on it or ingesting it...

Lithium's the only one you'll ingest decent quantities of and it's just gonna taste fizzy and soapy with no real lasting damage, stuff like lead you won't even ingest and even if you did it'd probably be fine in such low quantities, even mercury is probably ok to lick if you're careful

That said, with the radioactive ones you need to be careful of what isotope and sample size you're licking, so licking a huge ingot of U235 would probably do some lasting damage just by being near it, but licking a small piece of U238 is more than likely fine so long as it's solid and not dust

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I'd be careful with emitters that are primarily alpha radiation like U238. It's easy to dismiss them because they're fat diabeetus particles that are simple to stop, but the flip side of that is that they are nasty when they're not stopped. They're a big fat thing going really, really fast, and whatever they hit is going to take a lot of damage.

Maybe the saliva on your tongue will stop it? If your tongue is relatively dry, though, you could very easily get tongue cancer.

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lemmy.world

I think licking pure uranium is worse for your health than licking pure chlorine gas

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I think the assumption with the chlorine is that you end up inhaling it and dying fairly quickly. Licking uranium isn't a great idea, but you might not ever have noticable effects, even long term, if very little comes off onto your tongue. I know people who have accidently tasted plutonium in solution.

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lemmy.world

They're all lickable, it's just that some you can only lick once.

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undercrustreply
lemmy.ca

Ah, a modest variation of the mushroom forager's creed

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My pet peeve is when people say "everything is edible once" instead of "eatable". No, everything is not edible once, that's the point of the word!

Lickable though, now we're in business.

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Some can be licked multiple times, but may cause various degrees of pain and suffering.

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thelemmy.club

I'd say downgrade Mercury to yellow. Licking Mercury won't hurt you as long as you hold your breath.

Having it close to your breathy parts is always not a great idea though.

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I'd sooner lick plutonium than mercury.

Edit: well, maybe plutonium oxide now that I think about it. Elemental plutonium is a bit too reactive

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lemmy.world

There aren't any unun* elements on the visible table anymore; they gave them all names.

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I would avoid licking zinc. It's a necessary nutrient but it doesn't take much to mess your stomach up.

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I always wanted to play with bromine. It looks so cool.

Why all the coolest things have to be toxic 😞 (broad life wisdom statement)

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lemmy.world

That's thallium (81) my dude, I had to check myself

I'm not sure if you should lick it though, id trust the chart

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lemmy.world

I did check thallium pretty toxic definitely don't want to lick that, but gallium on the other might be ok. Plus you could probably rob a a bank with gallium. Gallium is my favorite element

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Fabrik872reply
lemmy.world

How you could rob a bank with gallium does it have some special properties?

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JayObey711reply
lemmy.world

Gallium is absorbed by other metals. Even steel. And it makes them crumble. You could walk up to a door, squirt some gallium into the lock and the lock would fall apart.

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Ok so I've re checked. It is completely possible that the videos I've seen only use Aluminium locks. There are people who claim it does destroy steel and people who say it doesn't. I don't know anymore. I would guess that it doesn't tho. Thanks for bringing that up.

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