Spyke

I read over two dozen financial advice books.

And after a decade of trial and error, I am proud to say that now that I'm nearing 40, I have discovered the secret to strong financial health is simple...

Find a high paying job and do that.

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You've read more than 24 financial advice books? What were you thinking during book number 23? That you need to read MORE?

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Yes I know this is oniony and that's why it's hilarious and I wanted to do the math anyway. My math says that if she hadn't won £400,000 in the lottery, it would've taken her 282 years to save up £400,000 at the rate of saving £1300 every 11 months. Someone please check my math because I am an average C student. How was my math?

If she saves £1,300 every eleven months, how long would it take her to save up £400,000?

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Maybe 282 years if you count interest. Otherwise your math is wrong - 400,000/1300 is just under 308 years

I misread, 11 months not 12

Edit: I checked with 11 months and your math is (basically) correct. 282 years is 399927.27

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It's easy really. Most people just make the seemingly obvious mistake to buy losing tickets, but if you wanna be a winner, just join my WhatsApp group and learn how to become rich!

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I'm so happy for her. I guess if she knew she was gonna win the lottery, she wouldn't've had to suffer with packed lunches that rough year.

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its sad that I remember something like this from years ago but it was about the guy inheriting some money and it was not from the onion and actually was a story.

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This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket | Spyke