Spyke
lemmy.ca

Upvoted due to being weird and neat, but I'm not sure I trust the data source of two "cleanroom consultants." They're obviously in the pocket of Big Skin.

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Corkyskogreply
sh.itjust.works

Oh, I totally missed that. So if you're wearing the clean room getup do the skin cells still aerolisize?

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dalekcaanreply
lemm.ee

I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.

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It's true what they say

You can't outrun your diet especially when it consists of millions of human skin cells.

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Anticorpreply
lemmy.world

And they needed to adjust the size of his dump truck too?

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My sweet summer child, if you think those two are synonymous, I hope you never learn otherwise.

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It’s unclear whether the person is shedding skin flakes despite wearing the clean room gear. I am guessing the shedding visualization shows what would happen without the clean room gear.

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This is a great explanation of why I feel dirty just driving somewhere over the course of 8-10 hours. Sure I’m not getting dirty, but I’m not passively exfoliating either.

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