Spyke

That’s a pretty large and dark staircase you have there mister. I surely hope nothing scary is hiding in it!

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Me when the walls seem always in one direction a fraction longer than the eye could endure, and in another direction a fraction less than the barest possible tolerable length

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House of Leaves reference, presumably? But this might be unintentional.

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I think the idea is that you'd think it would say some live laugh love shit like "this is a home" instead but nah it's just a house. So just parodying live love laugh crap

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They reduced production costs by reusing the same cutout twice (that are probably also leftovers from other shitty home decorations).

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I think I get it. The first one is unpainted so it's got no personality.

The second one is painted turquoise or teal and that's got quite a bit of personality.

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my house is a few inches bigger on the inside

why is it bigger?

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