asklemmy·Ask LemmybyCall me Lenny/Leni If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?View original on lemm.ee64Comments25Reply
Lemming421 lemmy.world“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights” Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…42Reply
HHemingways_Shotgun replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyIt's the most layered joke I've ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.4Reply
SanguinePar replylemmy.worldRightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)2Reply
aasmoranomar lemmy.worldGiven that Chinese fortunes aren't fortunes and are usually proverbs....it'll probably be something like "You can walk on water too, if it's cold enough."27Reply
Susaga ttrpg.network"You will reunite with a friend" "The bad times will be over quickly" "A sudden windfall will come your way"10Reply
lleaky_shower_thought feddit.nlin these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.6Reply
RRhynoplaz replylemmy.worldBut the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!6Reply
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“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
"Hang in there! You're going to really nail your next undertaking."
So long. And thanks for all the fish.
And loaves.
It's the most layered joke I've ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
Rightly so. I laughed at the HHGG reference and then I got the second level and mentally applauded you :-)
Lol.
Given that Chinese fortunes aren't fortunes and are usually proverbs....it'll probably be something like "You can walk on water too, if it's cold enough."
"No fortune cookies for you! This is not America."
“That wasn’t chicken”
"You will reunite with a friend"
"The bad times will be over quickly"
"A sudden windfall will come your way"
"Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts."
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.
in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.
Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.
They probably weren't literate.
🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
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Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
"Don't trust the Jews"
Given that they were all Jewish this seems unlikely
But the guy who makes the cookies was REALLY racist. Even by historic standards!