Spyke

Okay... supply side Jesus had me dying (for his sins) lol definitely gonna look up that book by Al Franken.

12

And the other one is where Jesus realizes he has a problem with being too nice and that he shouldn't have to "die for their sins", so he and his dad go peace out, leaving humanity to wallow in its own mess.

8

The alternate ending is where Christ steps down from the cross, takes the sword from a soldier and kills all those who wronged Him, cleansing their sins with their blood.

11

It’s okay, if any religious folks were angry you could just remind them that they should forgive you. Checkmate, religionists.

29
feddit.de

a warrior on earth becomes a hero on mars

25

You reached the end