Spyke
feddit.nl

Bonobos have it all figured out.
Something scary happened a few trees over? Sex!
A logging vehicle spotted in the distance? Giggity!
Little timmy fell down the well? ❤️
Some hairless ape left an empty cardboard box on the ground? Cue the porn groove.
Chimpanzees encroaching on you territory? Let's outbreed them!

EDIT: The downvotes are from chimpanzees.

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I wonder how they have time to accomplish anything else in life

I also wonder how long their refractory period is.

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lemmy.ml

both species live in social groups that exhibit both sexual and violent behaviors.

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lemmy.ml

Mafuckas read 'Sex at Dawn' and think they got it all figured out. And then they try to get their friends to swing with them.

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Or read Palahniuk and want their friends to swing on them.

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Instructions unclear, Slaanesh is telling me to use more car battery clamps, they aren't specifying how or what to use them for

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lemm.ee

Given that free love experiments have generally failed in human history, while limitless violence experiments are a roaring success, I think I know which way humans have gone.

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Well, it's not really true. Both of those descriptions are highly flawed.

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GraniteMreply
lemmy.world

Do you want Cenobites? Because that's how you get Cenobites.

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Im_oldreply
lemmy.world

Glad I'm not the only one thinking that! Bot if I had to choose is sex of course!

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Mikufanreply
ani.social

...Yeah... Of course...

I mean you can combine both, ever heard about guro?

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Im_oldreply
lemmy.world

for the sake of argument and plausible deniability let's assume I don't. Any good pointers to look up?

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Mikufanreply
ani.social

Its basically snuf porn but hentai, you don't want to. Its best described as very violent necrophilia.

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Mutilation is usually Amputee, Chocking and a little blood are within BDSM. Guro however means so much of it all that it either displays death directly or implicates death.

For clarification, you aren't wrong but may have missed the point. Nowadays guro is mostly gore, it was different (less extreme) at the start.

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I had bonobos confused with gibbons for a few hours, so I think that's why it didn't match up right for me.

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