dadjokes·Dad JokesbyPhilo Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.View original on lemmy.ca340Comments17Reply
BlueLineBae replymidwest.social11Hide 11 repliesCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?87Reply
EEtterra replylemmy.world8Hide 8 repliesThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use. It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.53Reply
ivanafterall replykbin.social4Hide 4 repliesl felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.14Reply
pprofoundninja replysh.itjust.worksIt took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.3Reply
andrew lemmy.stuart.fun1Hide 1 replyI think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!6Reply
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Ok... so. For the terminally slow?
Can I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
Thus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
l felt more shame about helping my uncle jack onto a horse, but he said he needed a hand or he couldn't get up.
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
It's why horses are measured by hands
Yes, farm hands
Did you help your uncle jack off afterwards?
Or "Let's eat aunt Sally" vs "Let's eat, aunt Sally"
Oh man, I'm fucking slow
It took me a few read throughs as well, if i didn't know there was a joke in there, i wouldn't have ever got it.
I don’t get it either…
Great verbal joke. Doesn't read as well as it sounds.
Your 11 year old knows what a real bookmark is?
I think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!
The really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....