I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
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This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I'm in trouble
Lord help me
Ded.
No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
We can travel together.
And you're kinda sneaky because your neighs are weak.
Hooves are heavy, there's vomit on your hide already, mom's...oat-ghetti?
I think I'll be alright
Man I'm fucked
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
Above the human level.
I'm too cool to die >:3
As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
I'm certainly going to roll a 1.
Oh. I think I'll be just fine.
I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
I last long, I cast spells
I win(d)
How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?
It doesn't
It means it's useless in such a situation.
typical me lmao
I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
I think I'm safe
Heh
Oh hai mark
I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.
Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
Depends on you
I got high on my own supply
I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.
Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.
My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.
So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD
You tell me...
A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.
I think I'd do fine
Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.
No no no, you are the machine.
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my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.
I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
This comment and
https://lemmy.world/comment/8009366
Are the same with different posters, I'm inclined to believe a bot may have stolen your comment as yours makes sense while his name was "paddy."
Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.
Mine is always just good enough.
No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.
Oh shit, I think I’m gonna be fine.
This is gonna get nasty before it gets better
My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.
You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.
I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.
This comment and
https://lemmy.world/comment/8009375
Are the same but posted by different accts. What is this, the comment stealing bots come from reddit already?
Well at least I am focused