Spyke

I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale

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I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

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And you're kinda sneaky because your neighs are weak.

Hooves are heavy, there's vomit on your hide already, mom's...oat-ghetti?

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Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

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lemmy.world

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

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I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

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I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

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lemmy.world

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

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Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

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My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

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lemmy.world

I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀

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my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least

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You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.

I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.

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