I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I'm in trouble
Lord help me
Ded.
I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.
I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
We can travel together.
And you're kinda sneaky because your neighs are weak.
Hooves are heavy, there's vomit on your hide already, mom's...oat-ghetti?
Man I'm fucked
Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
I think I'll be alright
I'm too cool to die >:3
I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
Above the human level.
As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
Shit.
I'm certainly going to roll a 1.
Oh. I think I'll be just fine.
I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
I last long, I cast spells
I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?
It doesn't
It means it's useless in such a situation.
typical me lmao
I win(d)
I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.
I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
Heh
Oh hai mark
I think I'm safe
Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.
So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD
I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.
You tell me...
A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.
Depends on you
I got high on my own supply
I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.
Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.
As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.
I think I'd do fine
I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
This comment and
https://lemmy.world/comment/8009366
Are the same with different posters, I'm inclined to believe a bot may have stolen your comment as yours makes sense while his name was "paddy."
my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.
No no no, you are the machine.
https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA?si=p4Bg_LGzZt28zuXm
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/paG1-lPtIXA?si=p4Bg_LGzZt28zuXm
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.
You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.
I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.
This is gonna get nasty before it gets better
Well at least I am focused
Mine is always just good enough.
This comment and
https://lemmy.world/comment/8009375
Are the same but posted by different accts. What is this, the comment stealing bots come from reddit already?
No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.
Oh shit, I think I’m gonna be fine.