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lemmy.ca

I'm guessing the human ones as you'll need to hold them until they're strong enough to hold up their own heads. Maybe then you switch to the horse ones for convenience

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The human half of a baby centaur would be born further developed than a human baby. It wouldn't have the same size and brain limitation that we do. It would probably still be an idiot compared to an adult, but it would at least be able to hold itself upright like a toddler.

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moodyreply
lemmings.world

you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads.

I don't see that happening. Do you have any idea how much a horse, even a baby one, weighs? It's not likely a mother centaur is strong enough to carry her baby to breastfeed it.

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sh.itjust.works

I think if it was the only way, centauri women would have an evolutionary advancement in the muscles of their upper body. Like kangaroos that are used to carry their kids in a belly pocket. And kangaroos punch like a motherfucker.

It would be funny to see all centauri women be built like MMA fighters and men be thin like a matchstick.

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lemmy.world

He's quoting a character from the sci-fi series Babylon 5 who is a member of an alien species known as the Centauri.

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moodyreply
lemmings.world

They could always lie down to breastfeed like many animals do. That would make more sense.

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Yep. And if they take this route, then the top body would have flat chests. That's not how many pictures centauri women, but I guess they'd have way less stress looking for a fitting bra.

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That's what I envision; they lay down and hold the human part just like we do now and maybe the colt part stands or lays in a way that helps

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lemmy.world

I feel like human nipples just because it would be way more convenient. Getting the whole extra torso under the horse body seems like a pain. I need someone to draw both options now so we can discuss.

Eta: wait wait, are centaur babies human baby sized with proportionately small horse parts, or are they baby horse sized with a bigger human parts to match? That could change my answer.

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lemmy.world

I feel like they should be colt sized, because in most depictions centaurs don't seem to actually have accessible human genitals, so they should be gestating in the horse body and not the human body.

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sh.itjust.works

But they’re not literally half human half horse, they’re fully centaur.

So there’s no human genitalia or horse body, only centaur genitalia and centaur body. Where the centaur genitalia is on the centaur body could be anywhere, ex. horse based locale dong but human based mammaries.

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They have no genitalia at all, they can conceive from kissing, there saliva acts as sperm. Males and females can lay eggs from this. Often both lay an egg from the same kiss and these are considered siblings. The gender is decided by the gender of the egg layer.

Centaur salivia when inserted in a functional human vagina can rarely produce a weird human-centaur hybrid but those babies cannot survive past a few weeks.

I am just making this up as i go but Its literally impossible to proof me wrong so…

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Yes we know that's why we're discussing it instead of asking a 'real' centaur

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Sorgan71reply
lemmy.world

They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

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lemmy.world

I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don't wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.

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lemmy.ca

Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?

Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.

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lemmy.world

But human dicks aren't actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.

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I'd like to remind you that this is a fictional animal, they can have retractable penises if we want them to.

As someone else here said, centaurs aren't half human and half horse, they're all centaur. They just have the appearance of half human and half horse.

Besides, they're fictional. We can give them retractable dicks if we want to.

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feddit.uk

Human mouths, so they suckle on human nipples. Obvious.

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Not really. I bet they birth centaur foals, full horse foals, and human infants, and go full sparta on the reverse centaurs. Any of the other three go to the appropriate udder.

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Human ones, cause lady centaurs wouldn't have boobs if they didn't.

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lemmy.world

I would think it depends on whether each centaur is a front end or back end centaur.

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Thranduilreply
lemmy.world

I dont know. I was under the impression the greek ones are male only but im tol lazy to google it

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sh.itjust.works

I think the writers across centuries made a pact to not picture a female centaur because it leads to a lot questions like that, and it's sexually confusing and can lead to assumptions the writer has a thing for fucking horses.

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lemmy.world

So instead they have a thing for getting fucked by giant horse cocks

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A little breath of air soaked through a losely shut window. And I don't regret it. Maybe they should've done it more and don't fear coming complications?

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Whichever is convenient, just like with dogs, cats and other mammals with more than two teats

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