Spyke

I almost lost my legs when The Object fell out of someone's purse in front of me in a line

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lemmy.world

I have a giant bottle of crushed red pepper but otherwise it's pretty accurate.

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I have Cholula, but yeah basically. Oh, wait, no, I don't have Colorado but that's because I live in Colorado and I think it would create some kind of paradox or black hole or something if I kept it in my purse.

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lemmy.world

The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Now I want cheese and I don't have any here...

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The Great State of Colorado appears to actually be an individually wrapped cheese slice.

Always has been. 👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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“seeds of revolution”

“Perihelion (the concept)”

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lemmy.world

Yes it's true. I periodically slip away to the lady's room to consult my Constitution of Botswana.

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summerof69reply
lemm.ee

my Constitution of Botswana

Oh come on, it's not yours. It's Botswana's!

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clemdemortreply
lemmy.world

Can you share your Lego Indiana Jones copy? pls plz plz plz pretty plz 🥺👉👈

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summerof69reply
lemm.ee

The Internet. Men see a woman and immediately ask her a photo of her Lego Indiana Johns II.

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As a Brit, I wish more women would carry a bottle of HP Sauce with them. Beautiful with a sausage roll.

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Instruction unclear: I took the "okasmeme" labeled purse out of the purse and now reality is collapsing. wdid? halp

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I do have always gaming dice, a Rubik's Cube and a crow whistle; but miss the purse I had in high school that seemed to always have exactly what was needed at any given time. If someone needed a screwdriver, I'd have accidentally left one in my purse, really anything anyone asked for that was purse sized would always be there that day. One time I had a chicken sandwich when someone said they were hungry, even though I didn't usually put food in there. It was the most useful purse ever and I've never had another magic one.

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