greentext·Greentextby🍹Early to RISA 🧉 Anon works at the mallView original on sh.itjust.works213Comments21
ccashews_win sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesSo nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.91
MeDuViNoX sh.itjust.works5Hide 5 repliesG was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part. The rest was fake anyway.77
BeigeAgenda replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replySo now we have 5 Gregs Sci-Fi Greg D n' D Greg Open Source Greg Japanese Culture Greg Girl Greg 5
SomeGuy69 lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesI don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.17
LLmaydev replyprogramming.dev4Hide 4 repliesAsking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.45
starman2112 replysh.itjust.worksIt goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people10
SomeGuy69 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYou miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy... Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".1
oce 🐆 replyjlai.luThere are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.6
The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.
First one was tasteful but they over did it
Femcel confirmed
So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.
It's sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based
G was code for, "Girl" that's the gay part.
The rest was fake anyway.
Not G for Greg?
Girl Greg; GG
So now we have 5 Gregs
You forgot about Old Greg!
Gregg rulz, ok!
G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs
A female on 4chan?
I don't know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.
Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.
It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people
You miss all chances you don't take. And yeah, I'm fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy...
Maybe she says something more modest like "oh I used a new shampoo".
You miss 100% of the scents you don't smell
There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.
David Attenborough: "Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous"
Good bait fed won't get me that easily