Blemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyBonesOfTheMoon Where's my safety pin.View original on lemmy.world323Comments55
OpenStars startrek.website10Hide 10 repliesIf the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D35
EEdibleFriend replylemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesBro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.28
OpenStars replystartrek.website1Hide 1 replyUh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm? Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D5
ffl42v replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesGiven that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...2
EEdibleFriend replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWalls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?4
benfell lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYou'll want a bucket and probably a mop. When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually. But yours is bigger.16
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.netIts like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.15
bbetterdeadthanreddit replylemmy.worldYou can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.5
AAsnabel replyszmer.infoYes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask. Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms2
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Preganté
Gregnant
How is babby formed?
If the bump in the wall starts moaning, speaking, or forms a face, then GTFO FAST! :-P
Unless your summoning the demon was intentional, in which case don't be rude - say hi back! :-D
Bro why run? The wall has a mouth now. I can work with this.
Bonk
bonk me again daddy
Shut up, slave! I'll bonk you when I'm ready, slut!
That's more of a KinkJalopy at this point
Uh... W-what do you intend to do with that large gaping hole there, inside of which is a portal to a demonic realm?
Nvm, I don't think I need to know right now.:-D
(sex)
Given that happens fr, you're going to need to work on your mental health, tho...
Walls spawn mouths that you can get a blowjob from for real?
Only if you get them wet enough
Best case scenario it's full of pee.
Is... Is regular water not an option?
Do you know how much structural damage water can do??
More or less than pee?
The sky has a larger bladder
Someone impregnated the glory hole.
You'll want a bucket and probably a mop.
When I first moved back east I was reveling in a thunderstorm, left the window open to hear the rain and the thunder. Did that a few times actually.
But yours is bigger.
Imagine how big it could be today. More water than wall.
Its like those ghost movies where things stretch out the walls; except way scarier because it comes with property damage.
It's okay that's just a friendly Demogorgon living in your wall
You can tell it's a demogorgon by its willingness to display its abilities. Don't confuse it with its much more dangerous relative, the demigorgon.
I just want to know… which brand of paint
Probably 5-7 coats of latex over 70 years.
Wall mart, obv
Wall wart, if anything
Doubt. It's actually holding together.
Yeah, towel should do the job
/s
It's the titty wall from Duke Nukem, give it a slap
Good thing it's away from that electrical outlet ...
Wall water in its purest form
That's one big spiders nest.
uwu
(sorry)
*notices bulge*
I see something that looks like a belly I uwu
Me after one day at grandma.
Because the food right?
Right?
Yes, the food. I honestly don't know what else it could be and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
Edit: oops, wrote grandpa instead of grandms
Ok no seriously, WHAT IS THAT
The wall is pregat
Pregananant
pregante
Praganat
The wall is gyatt
Not allowed I will press charges
Water leak behind the paint.
This why you don't fuck with building code
Latex paint?
witty.