Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
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I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you'll be wishing you had ordered more then.
Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.
It's just like veal!
Not even a rotisserie newborn?
Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
Is this an Epstein event?
Oof
Soy free children for me, thanks....
I'm sorry we currently don't have soy. Do you want children without something else?
Vaccinations....?
I'll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
That's horrible and disgusting!
Do you want to clog your arteries?
I'm a 'Merican, obviously
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
Don't forget the microplastics, god bless 'Merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!
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"Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
"What is the book, Sparks?"
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"Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
I'll have the baby back ribs
I prefer fried.
smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place
Tofu baby is available upon request.
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
Depends, is it GMO free?
Full of microplastic
That's fine, we're all full of microplastics. And PFAS.
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof
This is a typo right?
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it's called phrasing
Danger zone?
Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!
What do you do if you don't eat meat? Don't attend?
Or don't eat. I agree, it doesn't seem very accommodating
bring your own snacks.
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