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kbin.social

It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".

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That's exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.

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And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.

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(Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)

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lemy.nl

I don't like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.

I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.

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lemmynsfw.com

That's why I won't go back to the office. It's just too scary with all those raptors

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local106.com

Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.

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lemmy.world

Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.

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lemmy.world

So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who's not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?

If so, I'm afraid we're all doomed.

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you're just saying that because you don't appreciate my humor /s

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jlai.lu

If you haven't already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!

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I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.

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ani.social

This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.

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But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P

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lemmy.world

They mean velociraptor, but they're called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so...

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lemm.ee

"velociraptor"

cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors

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lemmy.world

I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn't want to run into one.

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i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be

in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me

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Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don't see them much.

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