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I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.

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A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

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Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

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confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.

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lemmy.world

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

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kewwwireply
lemmy.world

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

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lemmy.world

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

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What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

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You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

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lemmy.world

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

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zzxreply
lemmy.world

Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock

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lemmy.world

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

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zzxreply
lemmy.world

Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that

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It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

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I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

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