Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.
Then why name him? 🤷
A good dish always has a name.
When I was a kid we had a goat named "Steak"
Wow... planning his end from a child... that's just cruel...
Tbf, we sort of inheretted him from a neighbor with that name. Not that he knew his name. Still got butchered, but he lived to be pretty old for a goat, way older than most meat goats would live. He played, climbed shit, fucked, all the good stuff.
Well, at least he had a good life 🤷... can't argue there.
Cock
Well, at least you're honest 🤷.
Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
Well, at least they're honest.
Thinkpad clitoris
What are you a fuckin parrot?
Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
That's my band name
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.
Crayon
How old are you? 🤨
Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
The only perk to being an adult - you can do shit kids get yelled at without anyone yelling at you 😂.
First thing I did when I moved out was eat an entire roll of cookie dough.
Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
Lmfao. I've got some buddies who resent that statement. Same guys who tell me the red ones taste best.
Found the Marine
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
Nickname Potat.
I agree.
Obviously biased.
plz send noods
Madness
Ah, I can see you're a person of culture.
Brick
ಠ_ಠ
Mmm, crunchy.
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Motor oil
mm, delicious
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Your Mom’s Pussy
Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died 😔.
Is that what she's told you
Momma ain't no cheater
Meeh, even if she is, knowing my dad, she had a good reason.
This is going too deep
Is that what she said
Time to step up.
Arsenic.
You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
Aw he dead.
Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
Wow, didn't know anyone actually ate roosters.
"WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE"
I'm sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.
Biscuit
It's a great name.
Thank you.
Well, if you insist...
Creme brulé
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Tamale!
Taco
Turkish delight
prostitute
Child.
Tortilla chip
Pussy
Dog food
Dog is such an uninspired name though...
Baked beans
Pho
Tequila coke
The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Asshole
Beans!
CHICHARRONES!
spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal
Sushi
Pudding
Bok Choy
Dog
He is meaty ziti now
Werther's Original
Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.
Oreos and milk
Bologna sandwich
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
potato
Your sister
Please do... she needs it 🥺.
Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .
I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy
Sausages
Chocolate.
Brisket
Or potato, but I think I finished the food on the brisket.
Peppermint Bark...
It's kind of a decent name actually... Lol
Since I'm too cheap to buy name brand, welcome home Woven Whole Wheat Cracker!
Fried fish
Pop tart!
Cookie
Soupe Vichyssoise
Yeah, I don't know how to pronounce that either. But try the soup, it's really nice and quite easy to make.
I think it’s like “vee-shee-swah”?
Source: some French classes in elementary school 🤷🏻♂️
Chuck roast.
Mars
Kefir
A surprisingly fitting name
Idk what it means but I like it
Kefir is a fermented dairy drink. It's kinda viscous but also fluffy and very white, so yeah. Fitting name.
Big mac
Chili (homemade)
egg roll
ice cube 🥰
Chili
Ravioli.
Future dog name
Oh no, he's called Grinder.
Waffle.
Peaches
Quest mini protein peanut butter cup
Cum
Ginger cookie
I hope Meatloaf can sing...
Split pea
Penne primavera with chicken, hold the tomatoes.
Cute name!
Quiche
Rice.
I think I'm winning: Pokebowl
Pita or Hummus
pork chop
Peanut!
Doggie
Slider. He looks like a slider!
Egg Scramble
Mandarin.
Flauta. I like it.
Shrimp
Cheddar Jalapeno Cheese Cheetos
Gold fish
What, the market ran out of mackerel?
Salsicca, which I think translates to Sausage. Sausage is a good name.
Maple Chipotle Almond
Mandu
Chicken nuggets
Macaroni
McNugget
Stroopwaffel!
Quaso
Taco 🌮
Mamba
Grape
Hot Dog
Hot Cherry Loca!
Blueberry lemon scone. All three would work as a nickname. 😁
Hotpot
DiGiorno
Milk chocolate
Alfredo
Taters
Yogurt. Not bad actually.
Focaccia cheese melt.
Cheezy for short!
Bratwurst
Samosa!
NGL burrito is pretty perfect!
lentil tomato?
Cookie
TOMMY BURGER
Elmer!
Chimken 'Fredo
Generic ez cheese
Awe little Kit Kat Mini is actually a pupper
Miso soup
Rib
Muffin!
Popcorn
Nacho
Fruit 'n' Fiber
Choripan
Hawaiian sweet bread!
Hungarian rice cake(rizskoch) for the fellow hungarians who know what im talking about.
Shit, didn't know you guys speak English, lol 😂.
I've no idea if there's some weird connotations and I'm assuming that's pronounced riz-coch... that's not a bad name. Little Rizscoch, the walking rice cake.
Croissant.
Lasagne
Snickers
Pozole 🥲
pizza pocket
Babka
Dunno what it is, but that sounds like a name.
Puppy. Uncreative, I know.
Poutine
Awesome….Barqs!!!
Banana
Spagetti :)
Burritos and Hotdogs.
Spaghetti
Chicken
Labneh
Meatball
Cheese bread
Kimchi Udon!
Lentils.
Popcorn! Perfect.
Chicken and mushroom pie
Pepperoni pizza slice 🍕
Skin
meatball
Breakfast
Ramen
Sandwich
Cereals
Avocado ranch salad it is!
Pepperoni
Taco
Poke Bowl
Pumpernickel toast
Crackers. Fitting because he's white 😂
GRITS
Mac 'n cheese
Lil Smokie.
Or pigs in a blanket
Everything Soup
(Blueberry) Cupcake
Devil Dog.
Bacon
Sausage patty
Rum.
Pringle
english muffin
Beans.
You :3