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lemmy.world

This is why I go out of my way to ask about hypothetical zombie eventualities at company meetings.

They leave you alone if you do your job but make yourself annoying to interact with.

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If I was your boss (which won’t happen don’t worry; I don’t have the ambition to lead which is why I’m apparently so good at it) I would absolutely demand you explain every hypothetical in every conceivable detail before I’d make any sort of judgement.

We would both get fired for not doing any work.

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lemm.ee

What app are they using that requires you to send EMERGENCY for your messages to be seen?

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DrMreply

Technically: Thats no app but normal messaging

The number behind is not the real phone number from the boss, but a forwarding number. If you send a message to the number, the message gets in a queue for the boss to read and he will see the message when he is back in office.

Actually: While these kinds of services exist, they would result in a green message box in iMessage. So here it's clearly just a joke between pals

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A lot of phones have built in car mode settings that block notifications and send out prewritten responses to tell the messenger they're currently driving.

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