Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.
When my little sister was about 3 she would only drink juice. One night i grabbed the juice pitcher, an empty jar and pretended too mix up some juice for her (we always had the frozen juice concentrate), as i poured a glass for her she asked what kind of juice is was. I said 'it is clear juice.'
I am in my 40s now, and she still asks me if i want a glass of clear juice.
Round where I'm from (north of England) people call it "council pop". I suppose the equivalent for the US would be "EPA soda" or "state cola" or something.
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What if water is also the oldest nickname and its been so long that we forgot what the real name was
Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.
I am Mr Nimbus!
Heβs gonna say that a lot.
He controls the police
You need to relax, bud.
Probably was like walterburg fluid and eventually simplified to waduh
no half filtration
https://i.imgur.com/N6IYZm2.gif
That's actually speculated to be the case with the word "bear." There was a superstition that saying its true name might summon it.
Aqua
Bears were the original voldemort
Dihydrogen monoxide.
I've heard a few old timers call it "Adam's Ale", so it has at least one
me sippin on adams sweet ale π€€
ITT: the reason water doesn't have a nickname.
I dunno I kinda like Dr. Watts
Fun fact: one of the oldest languages with an interpretation of the word "water" is Sumerian from over 3500 years ago.
It was pronounced "ay"
(like Fonzi, not eye)
Iβm betting there are many languages which predate that (which we donβt know of) that all have words for water.
H2Oh yeah
You never heard a white guy mishandle some Spanish and call it "Aw Gwa"?
H2flOw (stolen from my wife)
Ooooh. My wife is apparently a comedy thief.
Give your wife a high five for me. This one is solid.Apparently, this is @[email protected] 's wife.
You mean, a fivy?
No no, it's liquid.
Also their wife:
Done and done.
It was grandfathered in from when there was no competition, and therefore no need for nicknames. "I need a drink" simply meant water. The beverage.
I play games with friends and between matches I always say "brb getting a drink". And you're right, it's always water.
Stay hydrated
I'd a mate that called it council pop.
sky juice
In Scotland it's called "Cooncil Juice"
True, but there shouldn't be a space between the words. Gemeentepils
Truebutthereshouldntbeaspacebetweenthewordsgemeentepils
Fixed that for you old chap
ThanksalotnowIcansleepcomfortably
Some of that double-H O
People buy so many different fancy drinks... For me just tap is enough.
tank > tap. (personal opinion)
Good ol' "Wawa."
Faucet dew? Plumbweiser? No water puns in Englishland?
Edit: Fountain dew!
Iβm hydrating?
congrats
Pretty sure the nickname it gets is "H20"
A molecule with 20 hydrogens?
When my little sister was about 3 she would only drink juice. One night i grabbed the juice pitcher, an empty jar and pretended too mix up some juice for her (we always had the frozen juice concentrate), as i poured a glass for her she asked what kind of juice is was. I said 'it is clear juice.'
I am in my 40s now, and she still asks me if i want a glass of clear juice.
My preschool teacher called it "sky juice."
I grew up in the desert, but our ground water is really high (places where it is wet at 13β). We probably would have called it ground juice instead.
moist
Gonna grab me some moist.
Round where I'm from (north of England) people call it "council pop". I suppose the equivalent for the US would be "EPA soda" or "state cola" or something.
Wawa? HΒ²0? The drink (golf term)?
Liquid life is nice, but the only time I heard it was when referring to coffee.
Gimme some of that cleary deary
Coochie juice lol
It's been called Adam's Ale since at least 1643 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam%27s_ale
You could take the old 'would you support a ban on dihydrogen monoxide' thing a bit further and end up with:
Dihymo. (Die-Hai-Mo)
There ya go. Dumb nickname for water.
Surprised someone hasnβt used that for a bottled water brand
Gimme a chug of the ole fish breath
"Water? Never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it."
I mean, I say gimme a glass of h2o. I mean... I know it's the atoms but it's kinda a nickname.
It's an even more formal name.
It's "Sir H2O" to get the right amount of formal.
Earth-juice is more fitting.
Comet-vomit is when you projectile vomit.
Earth-Juice makes me think of this legendary commercial.
sky juice is what they call drinking water in some parts of Malaysia.
I thought it was called sky juice or cloud juice these days.
Blue dolphin
Aqua
council pop
That dihydrogen monoxide is gonna kill us all.