Spyke

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The trick is to do it when they are sleepy. They don't have the energy to kill you then.

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alucardreply
sopuli.xyz

Yep. Slow blink to mangled face in moments. I love my void :)

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monyet.cc

And have allergy reaction and sneeze non-stop. Worth it? Worth it.

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As long as you don't whipe it off on the cat. Others may want to face cat too.

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lemmy.world

I get a similar feeling of bliss when pressing my face between 2 large breasts - even if it's not sexual.

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See my problem is that even if it's not sexual it'll become sexual due to the large breasts on my face.

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This is my cat, and this is his purpose

I have scars on my face and head to prove it

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How do you feel about rule 34 in this community?

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It’s New Year’s, people are drunk and making really bad jokes.

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How do you feel about rule 34 in this community?

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It’s New Year’s, people are drunk and making really bad jokes.

See here is one of them

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