What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

I was here.

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

Uploaded the image for you

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

Hi internet historians

Mmm theater food

It's bean nice being in this community.

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

My favorite bean is the coffee bean

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

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I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

Sell-out for upvotes

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

Bean there, done that!

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

Beans beans, the magical fruit

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

::: spoiler spoiler BEEEANNNNS :::

I upvoted the can of beans.

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

It's bean fun

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

solid beans mate

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

b e a n s

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

Mexican approved, will bean

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

BEANS

Mmm love me some beans

All hail the can of beans!

I was here on this day.

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Beans

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

Beans beans beans…

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

"I was there when the beans happened"

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

God dammit, you is right!

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

Can fucking beans vote?

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

I;m thinking about thos Beans

this is my first comment here, hi

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

This is a weapon of mass destruction

Maple bacon beans tho...

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

I like beans, I upvote.

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

Andy Warhol would freak out

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

Bean nice meeting yall

Take my first upvote on here

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

I'm here for the canned bean party...

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

Amazing, please share more beans!

Okay Mr Bean

Who the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

Yes, we do upvote anything.

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

Bees?!

With Tomato Sauce

Bean there, done that.

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

BEANS!

Rather just have one big bean

You damn right we will.

Aww yisss. Beansss

Lol as if this post is top of all time

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

I'm here for the shitposts

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

Beeeeeeenz

What have you done!?

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

Mhh... Beans.

Beanis

The color of that can is trademarked

Cool beans.

Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

We all witnessed

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

Glad to see this is the top post of all time.

this is the quality content I signed up for

Big if true

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

Downvoted for the principle

I disagree.

BEANS!

Beanus likes beans!

It's beautiful.

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

me_irl

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

I live for beans

I love these beans

Beantastic.

ALIEN BEANS!

Confidential as hell https://youtu.be/chD6qQk7JcY

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

Rather just have one big bean

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

いいね

And everybody laughed

Hell of a can though.

Yay, beans.

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

Is it? Or is it a can of magic flatulence nuggets?

Lemmy lore in the making.

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

There you go, take that upvote

those are pretty nice beans tbf

Beans.

Beans

We have not bean amused.

I would eat those

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

Quality post

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this speaks to me on an emotional level

Beans

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

I see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.

Hell yeah

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

BEANS BEANS BEANS

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

Just Herr to comment on this famous post.

oooo beans!!!

Toot, toot out of your boot.

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

A+ can of beans.

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

Nice

fart

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

B E A N Z

Just because we have low standards doesn't mean we don't have any standards. Anyway, enjoy this upvote!

Beany was the name that they gave me

Beans yummy

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

Beans

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

those are pretty nice beans tbf

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

I'm here for them bEanz

Based.

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

omfg to the moon

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

Boston baked bean boy

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

beans

Yeah let's fucking go

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

Franks n' Beans

beans

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

Yo I love those beans.

beans stomach gurgles

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

Beans!

Finally some good content

Great, now I want beans

More beans, sir.

You should’ve bean there.

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

Chocked full of beany goodness.

I hear they're a magical fruit.

Heinz beans is good 😋.

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

Holy shit beans

Mmm beans

I came for the beans...

The best can

Whoooooo!!!!

We've all Bean there

bewtifool

Beans.

I like beans

lolol

I like to come back here every once in a while

😮 BEANS 😮