What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

I was here.

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

Uploaded the image for you

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

Hi internet historians

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

Mmm theater food

It's bean nice being in this community.

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

My favorite bean is the coffee bean

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

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How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

Sell-out for upvotes

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

Bean there, done that!

Beans beans, the magical fruit

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

::: spoiler spoiler BEEEANNNNS :::

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

I upvoted the can of beans.

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

It's bean fun

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

solid beans mate

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

b e a n s

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

Beans beans beans…

Mmm love me some beans

Mexican approved, will bean

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

All hail the can of beans!

Beans

BEANS

I was here on this day.

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

this is my first comment here, hi

"I was there when the beans happened"

God dammit, you is right!

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

Maple bacon beans tho...

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

Can fucking beans vote?

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

I;m thinking about thos Beans

This is a weapon of mass destruction

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

Who the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

Yes, we do upvote anything.

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

Okay Mr Bean

Bees?!

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

Bean nice meeting yall

Andy Warhol would freak out

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

With Tomato Sauce

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

Bean there, done that.

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

I like beans, I upvote.

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

Amazing, please share more beans!

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

Take my first upvote on here

I'm here for the canned bean party...

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

Lol as if this post is top of all time

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

The color of that can is trademarked

Beanis

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

Aww yisss. Beansss

Downvoted for the principle

Big if true

We all witnessed

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

Mhh... Beans.

BEANS!

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

What have you done!?

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

You damn right we will.

Beeeeeeenz

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

this is the quality content I signed up for

Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

Glad to see this is the top post of all time.

I'm here for the shitposts

Cool beans.

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

Rather just have one big bean

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

Beans.

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

those are pretty nice beans tbf

Beanus likes beans!

Yay, beans.

this speaks to me on an emotional level

We have not bean amused.

Confidential as hell https://youtu.be/chD6qQk7JcY

ALIEN BEANS!

I would eat those

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

Beantastic.

I love these beans

There you go, take that upvote

Beans

I live for beans

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

And everybody laughed

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

Rather just have one big bean

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

いいね

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

Is it? Or is it a can of magic flatulence nuggets?

Hell of a can though.

BEANS!

me_irl

I disagree.

Quality post

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

Lemmy lore in the making.

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I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

It's beautiful.

Beans

I see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.

Beany was the name that they gave me

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

Yeah let's fucking go

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

Franks n' Beans

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

Boston baked bean boy

omfg to the moon

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

A+ can of beans.

beans

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

BEANS BEANS BEANS

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

Hell yeah

B E A N Z

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

oooo beans!!!

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

those are pretty nice beans tbf

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

Based.

fart

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

Just Herr to comment on this famous post.

Beans

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

Toot, toot out of your boot.

Beans yummy

Nice

I'm here for them bEanz

Just because we have low standards doesn't mean we don't have any standards. Anyway, enjoy this upvote!

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

beans stomach gurgles

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

I like beans

Mmm beans

More beans, sir.

beans

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

You should’ve bean there.

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

Chocked full of beany goodness.

Beans.

I came for the beans...

Finally some good content

Heinz beans is good 😋.

Yo I love those beans.

Great, now I want beans

bewtifool

I hear they're a magical fruit.

Whoooooo!!!!

The best can

Holy shit beans

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

Beans!

We've all Bean there

😮 BEANS 😮

Perfection

lolol