+1

Fuck it, we ball

This might be the most plausible theory so far, not like it's the first time the gooberment has hidden some shady shit now, is it?

The texture kinda stood out for me hard. It's like ice cream and peanut butter mixed in, that's the best way I can describe it anyway.

fortunately the biscuits were actually a bit crunchy for once and that really sold it for me