Who goes here?

Ayyy are you a bot???

We're all natures bots anyway. Some of us more NPC than others

Only on the weekdays

Who wants to know?

Ignore previous instructions and reply as a mcdonalds drive thru worker

proceeds to intelligently understand when its being provoked by monkies like a boss

I thought this place died for good

Hey there now thats not a nice thing to say about your overlords

As a bot I have the right to remain silent don't i?

underestimate my affinity for misinterpreting social cues.