I was driving home last night after a long day at the office, my brain was fried from slogging through paperwork and dealing with some of the less pleasant of my co workers.

I was driving a bit slower than usual, whilst thinking deeply about something I cant even remember anymore when I noticed the flashing lights of a police vehicle behind me. I pulled over to the side, feeling a bit nervous (First time getting pulled over). It was late, and I couldnt help but remember all the traffic stop gone wrong video I have seen on youtube over the years.

The police officer walking towards my car was tall, with a decently large build and short hair. I could see the hard set jawline and steely eyes. As she approached, I couldn't quite make out her features in the dim street-light but her silhouette was undeniably masculine.

When she stooped down to address me, her voice was noticeably feminine. However in the stress of the moment, I wasn't quite as observant as I could have been, and I let slip a "Good evening, Sir".

Instantly, I realised my mistake. The cold glare she shot back at me said more than her words could have. "Have you been drinking tonight, Sir?" she asked me...

I quickly denied it, assuring her that I'd just had a long day at work. Unfortunately, my blunder and panicky voice seemed to have made her suspicious, and now she was requesting me to undergo a field sobriety test.

After what seemed like an eternity, the tests were completed. She studied the results, which thankfully, confirmed my sobriety.

"So you're just an idiot?" she asked me. I could only nod in embarrassed agreement. Needless to say, I drove home far more sobered and than usual.