Why are all the company names weird these days
Seriously, who comes up with these names? Do founders ask themselves “what’s the edgiest and different we can be?”
Jira Google Red hat Spyke Zynga
Who is the worst culprit?
Whatever happened to good old names like “Balram tours and travells”. You know what the company does!

“Facebook dopamine wholesale store” sounds apt
"Tiktok video dopamine wholesale store"
ok boomer
Then there's MicroSoft. You can tell they build software for microcomputers. /s
Nah, the inspiration for that name came from Bill's pants
Yeah, otherwise it could've been MegaHard.
These days? These companies are ancient