Elon Musk loves to speak confidently about shit he knows nothing about. This leads to him being a confident speaker on every topic... I just wish we could figure out a way to shut him up.

Everyone who says "They're both equally bad. I refuse to vote for either candidate because they both support genocide" can shut the fuck up now.

Fuck wealthy assholes that think their opinion is more valuable than the rest of us.

You mean Greenlanders don't want to invite a fucker that's trying to colonize them in for a spot of tea? Color me surprised.

Maybe they could try bribing homeless people with food again?

If you legitimately got this search result - please fucking reach out to your local suicide hot line and make them aware. Google needs to be absolutely sued into the fucking ground for mistakes like these that are

1. Google trying to make a teensy bit more money

2. Absolutely will push at least a few people over the line into committing suicide.

We must hold companies responsible for bullshit their AI produces.

To be fair, it's harder to understand the negative consequences of lead poisoning if you suffer from lead poisoning.

Ah yes - the classic Trump approach.... just yell Fake News as loud as possible.

Gosh, imagine that... the party that wants to turn women into forced breeders isn't popular with the people they want to turn into forced breeders.

The actually surprising shift is that Gen Z men are more conservative and less likely to identify as supporting feminists than Millenials.

Good fucking job faculty and staff. This is critically important.

It's fucking insane that an internet banking portal has such a low cap on max characters and such shitty rule enforcement.

May Beyoncé sue the orange turd into non-existence.

Honestly, he's trying to get on the bad side of swifties as well... if he keeps being a shit heel maybe we'll have a landslide of an election. I'd love to see him lose at a Mondale or McGovern level to just demonstrate how fucking repulsive the fuck is.

It just might bring back some political sanity.

Personally, I urge the impeachment of Judge Cannon... amongst a sea of corrupt officials they truly are someone who stands head and shoulders above the rest.

AIPAC is a foreign actor and shouldn't be allowed to make political contributions.

Newsweek: we're such shit journalists that we don't know what overhauls means and probably meant to use "overtakes".

(Just to be clear, this wasn't a copy error on the poster - the article title is literally that)

"I'm not the guy to get political information from," Rogan said in a social media post.

One of the most accurate things he's ever said... but still not quite perfect.

"I'm not the guy to get political information from," Rogan said in a social media post.

FTFY

The ADL considers anti-zionism to be antisemitic.

I literally don't give a shit what the ADL thinks.

Creepy af

There should really be a 24/7 protest in front of Cannon's residence - the continued stalling is a corruption of justice.

We don't tolerate intolerance.

I feel like Walz will be able to call Vance on whatever bullshit he's peddling... but not having a neutral fact checker is a terrible idea.