Time for malicious compliance: "Kids, today we're talking about two girls got their dad drunk and raped him to get pregnant.

Crossbow: in mass use by the 10th century in Europe.
Full plate armor: appears early in the 15th century.

Non-credible confirmed.

It's dumber than that. We could do it if we cared about long term profits rather than next-quarter profits.

You know, I'm tired of this one. Every insult being an insult to blank is getting too predictable here.

I mean, what do you want? The rotor on the bottom?

Nobody patent that, it's mine!

Currently, the top women don't come close to the top men. Considering how few female chess players are in comparison, it's not a surprise.

Having a women's league means you can have chess news about women's tournaments and champs and give them some visibility.

https://www.petcarerx.com/article/hero-cat-saves-abandoned-baby-boy-from-freezing-to-death/4459

I swear I remember a better example that's a perfect mirror for OP, but this is te best I found in 30 seconds.

...for "loitering."

To summarize further: ACAB. Loitering and "resisting arrest" are the new "mopery".

Fully Knowledgeable Missile System.

You know, because it knows where it is.

Twenty six of the 39 studies suggest that teleworking reduces energy use, and only eight studies suggest that teleworking increases, or has a neutral impact on energy use.

Your source does not say what you seem to think it says.

First they came for the Dixie Chicks, and I said nothing because country music sucks...

This is more the shitty gun they bought to scare their neighbor. Also, their kids are skipping another meal.

Uh A-10... Agendered an 10 years old?

I never considered it may have been a genuine accident until this quote.

At one time both capybaras and puffins were classified as fish by the church to allow their consumption on all days. They were just too convenient to ignore.

They're minesweepers. That's like an unwarship.

Talk about a test of principles for those doctors.

Gen z aren't millennials and they're not 30 yet.

Sorry to break it to you, we stopped using CFCs because a cheaper alternative came along. That it happened to be less suicidal was a happy coincidence.

A lesson shared in the famous poem First they came for...

Anyone can use this lesson by Singh. If I'm called gay, I could end it by pointing out that's not true, but I don't think that would be right.